OLD KING COLE
Old King Cole was a bugger for the hole,
And a bugger for the hole was he.
He called for his wife in the middle of the night,
And he called for his fiddlers three.

Now every fiddler had a very fine fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he.
Fiddle-diddle dee, diddle dee, said the fiddlers,
Merry, merry men are we.
There's none so fair as can compare,
With the boys from the HHH.

Chorus: Leader-Question/Pack -Answer How's your father? ALL RIGHT.
How's your mother? SHE'S TIGHT.
How's your sister? SHE MIGHT.
When was the last time? LAST NIGHT.
When is the next time? TONIGHT.
How's your arsehole? FULL OF SHITE.

Old King Cole was a bugger for the hole,
And a bugger for the hole was he.
He called for his wife in the middle of the night,
And he called for his ....
...Tailors three.
Now every Tailor had a very fine needle,
And a very fine needle had he.
Stick it in and out, in and out, said the tailors,
Fiddle-diddle dee, diddle dee, said the fiddlers...etc
Merry, merry men are we.
There's none so fair as can compare,
With the boys from the HHH.

Old King Cole was a bugger for the hole, And a bugger for the hole was he. He called for his wife in the middle of the night, And he called for his.... Jugglers... had very fine balls. Throw your balls in the air said the jugglers. Stick it in and out, in and out, said the tailors,
Fiddle-diddle dee, diddle dee, said the fiddlers...etc

Ladies... had a very fine cat.
Come and pet my pussy said the ladies.

Huntsmen... had a very fine horn.
Wake up in the morn with a horn said the huntsmen.

Fishermen... had a fine rod.
Mine is 2/4/6/8 foot long said the fisherman.

Surgeons... had a very fine knife.
Cut it round the knob, make it throb said the surgeon.

Horsemen... had a very fine saddle.
Ride it up and down, up and down said the horsemen.

Carpenters... had a very fine hammer.
Bang away, bang away, bang away said the carpenters.