"Me No Likee British Soldier"
First sung for us by The Fat One

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Me no likee British Soldier
Yankee pay five dollar more

Yankee call me plitty lady.
Blitish call me fuckin’ whore.

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Yankee tap upon my window
Blitish kick the fuckin’ door

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Yankee take my clothes off slowly
Blitish, all my clothes are turn

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Yankee lay me on silk pillows
Blitish fuck me on the floor

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Yankee, he cum in vagina
Blitish, Oh my ass is sore

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Yankee, he cum in 5 minutes
Blitish last an hour or more.

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Yankee, he go home on Thursday
Blitish stay forever more.

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