Hey jigga-jig Fuck a Little Pig Tune: ??? CHORUS: Singing, Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig Follow the hash, Follow the hash, with my cock in your gash. (Men) OR - Follow the hash with your cock in my gash (Wimmin) Singing, Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig Follow the hash, Follow the hash all the way. My boyfriend's a hasher, a hasher, a hasher, A mighty fine hasher is he, is he. All day long he lays trail, he lays trail, he lays trail, And when he comes home he lays me. (CHORUS) Carpenter,/bangs nails,/bangs me. Cowgirl,/ides broncs/rides me Baker/kneads bread/needs me Truck driver/grinds gears/grinds me Postman/stuffs letter boxes/stuffs me Plumber/lays pipe/lays me. Postman/licks stamps/licks me. Chef/eats this, he eats that/eats me. Glassblower/she blows glass/blows me. Bricklayer/lays brick/lays me Lawyer/fucks you/fucks me Dentist/drills you/drills me Taxidermist/stuffs dead things/stuffs me Psychoanalyst/analyzes patients/anal-izes me. Pimp/beats whores/beats me. Stool Pigeon/fingers crooks/fingers me. Asthmatic/sucks air/sucks me. Student/fucks off/fucks me. Guitarist/plays licks/licks me. Hasher/runs trail/snores. Prostitute/fucks you/goes to sleep.