Dry Foot

To the tune of "Y M C A" by The Village People

By

Basket Boom Boom

 

Dry Foot, thereís no need to feel down,
I said, Dry Foot, Ďcause your new in this town
I said, Dry Foot, pick yourself off the ground
Thereís no need to be unhappy

Dry Foot, when youíre climbing around,
I said, Dry Foot, you are free and unbound
I said, Dry Foot, just donít fall to the ground
Thereís no need to be so stupid!

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
You can free climb or hanging belay on a wall
But when Hashing youíll have a ball

Dry Foot, youíve got your climbing shoes on,
I said, Dry Foot, move your ass and get goiní
I said, Dry Foot, donít you know you were wrong
You canít stay a belay monkey.

Hashers, got this thing that they do.
I said, Hashers, itís much better for you.
I said, Hashers, do it in shiggy shoe.
Thereís the Hare, so follow me

You got to hash with the R I H 3
You got to hash with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys..

Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
You can free climb or hanging belay on a wall
But when Hashing youíll have a ball

Oozing heís our Hare today,
I said, Oozing likes to do it his way,
I said, Oozing well heís here to stay
He wonít go back to Pakistan

Oozing well he sounds like a Brit
I said, Oozing, thinks heís out on the pitch
I said, Oozing, but his trails are just shit
Maybe he should stick with Football.

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Async, keeps our web site to date.
I said Async, well, heís trying to go straight
I said Async, from now on heíll be late,
Heís taken a job in Boston

Async, heís a banker by trade,
I said Async, really needs to get laid
I said Async, last time he had paid
Heíd better watch out for the auditors.

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Surgeons, WHOís the best around
I said Surgeons, WHOís pounding the ground?
I said Surgeons, WHOís feet make a sound
Like elephants in stampede.

WHO, is always lookiní his best
I said WHO, when heís in a red dress
I said WHO, cause heís bigger than the rest
I didnít know they made dresses that big.

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Tinkerís, gone bionic by two
I said Tinker, when his hips just blew,
I said Tinker, thought he was screwed
But now heís got replacements.

Tinker, heís the oldest you know
I said Tinker, yea, he runs kind of slow.
I said Tinker, but heís in the know
He always makes it to the beer stop.

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

WIPOS, teaches little girls to play ball
I said WIPOS, heís a leader of all,
I said WIPOS doesnít he ever fall?
Not when heís got that big stick.

WIPOS, wears Kevlar all year
I said WIPOS, doesnít think he looks queer
I said WIPOS doesnít take it up the rear,
What do you think, heís Bondo?

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Hoover, she is really our queen,
I said Hoover, and sheĎs never mean
I said Hoover, keeps her body real lean
Cause sheís always Hashing with us.

Hooverís, got her timing just right.
I said Hoover, almost every Monday night
I said Hoover, wears a napkin real tight.
Seems like sheís always bleeding.

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Basket, doesnít see very good.
I said Basket, doesnít go where he should.
I said Basket, heís got a head made of wood.
Heís always going off trail.

Basket, thinks his singing is great.
I said Basket, even when heís is late
I said Basket, just canít get the words straight.
Youíd think he would practice

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Basket, you just donít have a chance
I said, Basket, youíll get lost in advance
I said Basket, please just keep on your pants
Thereís no need to get all naked.

Basket, try to use all your mind
I said Basket, thereís lots of flour to find
I said Basket, itís too bad that youíre blind
After all those years of wanking!

You got to hash with the R I H 3
You got to hash with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys..

Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Oozing, he thinks soccer's the best
I said Oozing: likes to hash with the rest
I said Oozing: puts his knee to the test
When he sets long trails on pavement.

Oozing, Hash psychiatrist
I said, Oozing: almost never gets pissed
I said, Oozing: had "safe sex" with his fist
Until he met Trail Hoover

You got to run with the R I H 3
You got to run with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys.

Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
Itís fun to run with the R I H 3
When youíre out on a trail, running fast as a snail
But our beer checks they just canít fail!

Bondo, makes his beer real thick
I said Bondo, he stirs it with his dick
I said, Bondo, you know he's really sick
Don't suck the foam off his beers.

Bondo, he's the Enlightened One
I said Bondo, says he doesnít run
I said Bondo, he is a stout son of a gun
He looks like a fat Budda

You got to hash with the R I H 3
You got to hash with the R I H 3
Theyíve got really good beer for all to enjoy
You can hash with all the boys..

Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
Itís fun to hash with the R I H 3
If you are ill not feeling just right
Join us on Monday night