Rhody Hash

To the tune of "Rhodine School"

By

Basket Boom Boom

We are from Rhody, good hash are we.
We take great pride in our shiggy.
We swear on our soul,
it’s as deep as your asshole,

For we’re from the Rhody Hash.
Up hash, up hash, up hash
Right on hash.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la la la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la la la

Ever Ready’s an eager beaver bitch
She such a teaser, she makes our penis twitch.
But she’s going up to Boston,
Now she’s got a cunt you could get lost in.

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Bondo Jovi, he makes us beer,
But don’t drink too many, it’ll make you queer.
One or two at night,
Will make you feel just right.

Chorus:

Man of steel WIPOS, he’s got great clothes
Plenty of protection, as everybody knows.
But if you bend over too quick,
He’ll stick up his walking stick,

Chorus:

As psycologist go, Oozing’s the best,
Once on his coutch, he’ll put you to rest.
You’ll be fucked, with your weakened will
But just wait till you get his bill.

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Dr, WHO, he sings his song.
“Asshole’s are free today”, how could you go wrong?
But his scapel is sharp and quick,
He could slip and cut your dick.

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When Basket hashes, he keeps one eye on the ground
You know he’s behind you, when you here this sound.
“Jesus Christ, what the fuck, why
Did I just step on my eye?”

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Our webmaster, Async’s the bugger
Tuesday morning he pulls out his lugger.
His wife, Mr. Spock,
Tells him to stick it in his sock.