We Three Wanks

To the tune: "We, Three Kings of Orient Are"

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Getting older sure is a drag
Change in bowels is one red flag
Take no chance, or
Rectal cancer
Might just buy you the "bag."

Oh-Oh-O!

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Time for colonoscopy
For old men in the RIH3
Cleanse your bowels
Stop your howls
Dr WHO says itís pain-free


Basket first, heís got no class
Fake tatoos all over his ass
Always joking
Through the poking
Saving up all his gas

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Bondoís next, he made his bowels clear
On the bed, presented his rear
This exposure
Caused discomposure
The nurses went white with fear

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Tinkerís last, the favorite hash gimp
Got prepared in spite of his limp
Watched, breath bated
Unsedated
Proving that heís no wimp

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Asyncís next, his time is near due

He has said heíll chose Dr WHO
He may rue it
But WHO will do it
Problem is: who will do WHO?

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