We Three Wanks
To the tune: "We, Three Kings of Orient Are"
By
Getting older sure is a drag
Change in bowels is one red flag
Take no chance, or
Rectal cancer
Might just buy you the "bag."
Oh-Oh-O!
Chorus:
Time for colonoscopy
For old men in the RIH3
Cleanse your bowels
Stop your howls
Dr WHO says it’s pain-free
Basket first, he’s got no class
Fake tatoos all over his ass
Always joking
Through the poking
Saving up all his gas
Chorus:
Bondo’s next, he made his bowels clear
On the bed, presented his rear
This exposure
Caused discomposure
The nurses went white with fear
Chorus:
Tinker’s last, the favorite hash gimp
Got prepared in spite of his limp
Watched, breath bated
Unsedated
Proving that he’s no wimp
Chorus:
Async’s next, his time is near due
He has said he’ll chose Dr WHOChorus: