Amish enjoying a beer at 10 o'clock in the morning.
Brilliant!
 

 


Trail Hoover showing Dr. WHO how a real rectal exam is performed.
He was impressed!
Brilliant!
 

 


Oh yeah, this looks like a winning bunch... of wankers!
Except for Number 1337. She was lost.
Brilliant!
 

 


..then Oddjob showed up.
Brilliant!
 

 


I'm speachless!
..and so is Just Shannon.
Brilliant!
 

 


If it weren't for the two thousand wankers who got a head start,
we would have won this r*ce!
NOT Brilliant!
 

 


If it weren't for this blasted pain-in-the-arse flag,
we would have won this r*ce!
Amish, on the other hand, had no excuse.
Brilliant!
 

 


Now there's a contradition in terms!
Brilliant!
 

 
Official R*ce Results

 
Ras na hEireann U.S.A.
"The Race of Ireland & United States of America"
March 19, 2006 5 Kilometers Somerville, MA
ChampionChip Timing By: Granite State Race Services www.gsrs.com
================================================================================
Place Div/Tot Div Time Pace Name Ag S Race# City/state
===== ======== ===== ======= ===== ====================== == = ===== =======================
1652 321/346 M1829 33:00 10:38 Amish It Head 28 M 1570 Warwick RI
1655 144/162 M4049 33:01 10:38 Dr. WHO 49 M 150 Tiverton RI
1656 285/319 M3039 33:01 10:38 Dry Foot Fairy 34 M 1916 Providence RI
1660 231/335 F3039 33:02 10:38 Trail Hoover 32 F 2069 Somerville MA
1675 467/609 F1829 33:07 10:40 Just Shannon 23 F 1337 Somerville MA
1812 26/39 F5059 34:52 11:14 Shine On 57 F 1681 Natick MA
1860 81/89 M5059 35:42 11:30 Basket Boom Boom 58 M 1347 Glendale RI
1861 75/91 F4049 35:42 11:30 Cum Under PSHS 40 F 1368 Providence RI

 

 


This is how we recruit bimbos into RIH3.
Enough said.
Brilliant!
 

 


Oddjob eyes his next victim, Basket.
Brilliant!
 

 


Just Shannon enjoying the presence of a bunch of wankers surrounding her.
Brilliant!
 

 


Basket NOT enjoying being surrounded by two cute bimbos.
NOT Brilliant!
 

 


Those greuling 5 kilometers beckoned more beer.
Brilliant!
 

 


Cum Titty was once lost, but now was found.
Brilliant!
 

 


Enjoying the view atop Swallow's South Boston apartment.
Brilliant!
 

 


In case you missed it... South Boston.
Brilliant!
 

 


Just plain ol BRILLIANT!
 

 


The resemblence is uncanny.
Brilliant!
 

 


Amish It Head smiles.
Brilliant!
 

 


Dr. WHO tries to impress the girls.
Everyone is amazed.
Brilliant!
 

 


The girls, unimpressed, ditch Dr. WHO
Brilliant!
 

 


And these are the people whom we entrust our lives.
NOT Brilliant!
 

 


Prior to being banned from the roof.
Brilliant!
 

 


Not sure what to say about this photo.
Brilliant!
 

 


The true Irish struttin' his stuff.
Brilliant!
 

 


The fake Irish not quite gettin' it right.
NOT Brilliant!
 

 


Quote of the day: "I promised myself I would not get naked today."
Brilliant!
 

 


If anyone notices suspicious activity, please notify MBTA authorities immediately
Brilliant!
 

 


Harassing the civilians.
Brilliant!
 

 


...and with that....
 

 

managing to write a comment under a photo without the word "brilliant"
Brilliant!