The Crazy Kilts Take Over Dragon Boats

September 10, 2005

Hare:  Dr. WHO

Location:  Pawtucket, RI.

Weather:  70’s and sunny.

Present:
RIH3:  Trail Hoover, Fuwangi Boner, Basket Boom Boom, Oozing, Bondo Jovi, Tinker, Dry Foot Fairy, Amish It Head, Async, Klingon, Just Jeanne, Just Jodi, and Just Summer.  RIH3 Support:  Dog Meat, Dog Meat’s Mother, Just Dima, and Seamus.  Newport H3:   RIPTA, Miss Gay Rhode Island, Sparky the Hobosexual, Naughty Bi Nature, and Stone Age.  Cape Cod H3:  Mother Shucker, Always Val, Bum Rummer, and Next Week Never Cums.  Boston H3:  Cums Alone.  Hartford H3:  FMT.   Virgins:  Just Jeff, Just Thalia, and Just Christine’s Boyfriend.  Backslider:  Just Christine.

 

The Row:

 


Captain WHO leading the Bearded Scotsmen into battle!
Or is it Beerded Scotsmen?
 

 


The First Heat (Time Trials).
RIH3 posts a (dis)respectable time of 2:34, placing 8th out of 30 boats.
 

 


Warming up with Bondo for the Semi-Finals in the Dragon Division.
There was enough methane in the air to ward off the competition.
 

 


The Bondo Brew worked, as RIH3 won the Semi-Finals with a time of 2:21.
 

 


With the National Guard recruiters next door, the climbing wall became irresistable.
However, Basket was still beaten by a girl.
 

 


Oozing displaying his better half.
If there were actually anything to see, then you'd see it.
 

 


And they asked them to sing. Oh boy!
After belting out "I Need a Sheep" it's doubtful the festival organizers would make that misstake again.
 

 


Oozing -- not a Frenchman who went to the lavatry.
 

 


Just Jeff tossing lethal projectiles on the unwitting. Brilliant!
 

 


The competition for the finals.
The young and nubile: prime victims for the hedonistic Scotsmen.
 

 


Giving the competition something to blow on.
 

 


RIH3 came in 4th overall with a rather pathetic time of 2:35.
One thing is certain: you can't blame it on the beer!
 

 


During the Championship Race, the Scotsmen showed their utmost support...
 

 


...and Fuwangi blinded them.
 

 


Recieving awards? Or picking their arses?
 

 


Circle was held and the usual suspects punished.
 

 


Fuwangi talking down the authorities.
Deja vu anyone?
"No occifer, we did didn't take the Red Bull tent."
 

 


Oozing being Oozing.
 

 


The real secret to their success. Pathetic!
 

 

On On

Dry Foot Fairy