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Run #1081, December 18, 2006

Hare:  Fuwangi Boner

Location:  Tucker Field, Cumberland High School

Weather:  High 30’s, Partly Cloudy

Present:  Dr WHO, Amish It Head, Basket Boom Boom, Dry Foot Fairy, Justin My Ass, Bondo Jovi, Seamus, Ben. Latecummer: Oozing SD.

The Run:

Another run, another late write-up in the form of a lame and inaccurate summary. But with Fuwangi as hare, WHO gives a shit! And also apparently, the Cumberland Police who were set up by the entrance to Tucker Field at Cumberland HS. Nevertheless, the gathering hashers had a prelube in line-of-sight of the officers only slightly concealed by the darkness. Promptly at 6:30 they set off.

Trail led east to a path behind the field. It soon turned north to a check, and a falsie right to the powerlines. WHO and Basket chose the falsie; WHO returned, Basket jest carries on. Some slight shiggy was encountered, they came to the Soccer field, and bushwhacked east at northeast end of the fields to the inevitable powerline. Led by WHO (a recipe for trouble) they came to gas pipeline and turned south.

Finally encountering some good shiggy, Justin and Amish took the lead. They turned east on dirtbike/ATV paths. More shiggy was found in each dip in the trail. Basket was still missing. Oozing wasn’t there. Bondo was briefly FRB. You can’t have everything.

The trail curved back to the powerline at a familiar rock to encounter the Beer Check. And Basket . This was the same BC as Run #921 (Dec 8, 2002). No beer was encountered but as usual, the hare’s place of concealment was no match for Dry Foot, the beer hound. Basket contributed by finding a couch with a distinct cat-urine smell. He rolled in the cushions for a while. Was he trying to make himself more attractive to Seamus? WHO knows! Trying to ignore Basket, the singing started. But Bondo’s “version” of “The Wild West Show” can only go so far.

Trail back was (obviously) north on the powerline. They turned left through the false mark and were instructed by the hare to circle up behind a large sand mound. Amish used an old truck tire as a urinal. Basket found this irresistible and started playing with it. It was 7:30 PM! A new record! The circle was formed. Ratings for the run: Some shiggy, the temporary absence of Basket, and the incredibly short trail almost made up for the lack of bimbos. Total +0.69. Hashit: Bondo . WHO hasn’t a clue why. The On On On was at Tucks, where an unfortunate young family with a teen daughter was made to sit through an “Alouette”. And worse: Oozing showed up! The evening rapidly broke up after this. And that’s all your scribe can remember.

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