Pain in the Hash

Run #1128, November 12, 2007

Hare:  Justin My Ass

Location:  Heritage Park, Chepachet

Weather:  40s, clear

Present:  Concrete Feet, Dr WHO, Basket Boom Boom, WIPOS, Eenie Weenie Dick, Fuwangi Boner, Just Rebecca, Pubic Housing, Donkey Punch, Just Sean, Just Haynes, Just Zeke. Virgin: Just Kat.

 

The Run:

Editor’s Note: In solidarity with the writer’s strike in the entertainment industry, Dr WHO has refused to write the trash for this run. Basket Boom Boom has provided notes and the Bodhisattva Bondo Jovi himself has agreed to perform the duties, even though he was not present.

I wish to say that RIH3 is loosing the ability to remain a good and vibrant hash. recent events have made me question why would I want to run or walk with this shitty hash. first of all the pavement is made for cars and not for runners second the run should be over by 8pm in order to get to an on on on timely fashion. third basket's runs are the most pathetic and long for nothing runs that last till 9pm and then some. forth Dr. WHO is trying to be like basket and asynk is trying to be like Bondo. fifth Ooozing is trying to dress like wipos. well i could to go and on but rih3 use to be the best hash in the state now the bodisavett has druoghts. Irregardlessly, I am doing this fucken writeup because that lasy basturd WHO said he would buy some of my beer if I did so here goes…

Justinmyass is reely a true asswipe so why no one expected this kind of fuckup is beyond me when he was hare which is mostly why i stayed in wonsocket of course, being all-knowing i knew what was up… but a whole bunch of assos came…not reelly… to heritage park including another virgin just kat who was dragged along by her hair or something else by just zeke. Trail led out into the woods which might be a good start but the fucken hare said there were two turkey-eagle splits which is planning like a moron if you ask me… The first one came up soon… after crossing a river and WHO and Basket went off together to have some gay time together on the eagle trail while trying to get just haines and just sean to go off some other way… the bimbos were stucked with the hare until the two groups came together again for the last fucken time on this shit trail…

There was a whole lot of bush whacking now and of course the bodisavett likes bush and he likes whacking but he would have been disappointed as the group now got split up halv the time on paths and halv the time in the briars, crossing beaver brook with no fucken beevers to say the least… there were fucken arrows every wich way so’s that whenever you came out of the bushes onto a trail, a fucken arrow would tell you to go the wrong way…we all know basket doesn’t follow arrows he doesn’t even see them probly… so he and Concrete and maybe Eenie-weenie were off one way while WHO and Fuwangi led donkey and pubic another way and the rest of the bimbos were with the just boys…and everyone was looking for the sheperd’s hut not that that would help… there were a lot of fucken lights floating around in this shit sandwich I’ll tell you… the hare had left, and maybe gave wipos a hint as well, the dickhead…

They finally got fed up so’s WHO got out his boyscout compass and said I’m heading northnorthwest by east or somesuch shite so the resyt of the wankers decided to follow him except of course Basket who was happy to be lost with someone close to his age concrete I mean… WHO led his group out to some lights which of course were a backyard and they all got through without anyone getting some rock-salt in the ass or even hearing a siren…what are these fucken people, chickenshit? or what… they were now out on pavement on rt44 turning left when what should appear but another fucken arrow! This trail reellly sucked.

This was no wonsocket pavement either, it hurt the knees and so they were all gonna just head back to the cars but some overachiever saw another fucken aroow! and turned left again to find a playground, a hare and a wipos… drinking the fucken beer. And of course everyone fucken made it to the beer probably smelling the hare or something…everyone except Concrtete of course but spent that much time in the woods alone with Basket and anyone can get pretty fucked up…so they had their shit beer and sang some fucken songs and finally headed back to the cars…

Ok they circled and as usual without Bondojovi there to give accurate ratings they came up with a -6.9 or something…but I’ll give you the revelation of truth…it was a lovley run. Hashit went to Basket cause Concrete has been getting too attached to Bondo’s toy if you know what I mean, WHO has had to extract it in the operating room to or three times already…so they finished up and decided to go to Chester’s for the on on on… a bad decision at least for Just Sean who got caught speeding and probly is just kooling his heels in the pokey right about now…they did the usual shit with food in the beer and their not inviting the rih3 back to chester’s any fucken time soon I can bet or at least they’ll lock up the oyster crackers from now on…

From:
The real back bone of RIH3
His holliness

Bondo Jovi