Mammorial Day
Hash
Run #1156,
May 26, 2008
Hare: Async
Location: Buck Hill Management Area, Burrillville.
Weather: 70's, Sunny.
Present: Amish It Head, Dr WHO, Bondo Jovi, Basket Boom Boom, Oozing
SD, Eenie Weenie Dick, Fuwangi Boner. Visitors: Jimmy Crack-Whore, I Eat Cum,
Counterfeit Dick, Super Chicken, Friar Fuck. Virgin: Just Stuart. Wankers:
Dogmeat, Just Big Sh*t, Short Peck, Just Jodi, Just Summer.
The Run:
The run for
Memorial Day, 2008 was anything but memorable. In fact, I can remember virtually
nothing about it. But the hare has website privileges, and if he doesn't like
this, he is more than welcome to edit, add, subtract, or falsify what little I
can remember. I did keep a list of attendees, so at least that much is accurate.
(Right!) And when in doubt, I always give Basket
hashit in these writeups, so I've got that covered as well. No one
reads these damn things anyways, except perhaps a few newbies looking for ideas
for their first haring. I bet they won't get any good ideas from this one! So
quit yer bellyachin' and go back to surfing net porn!
The start was at a dirt parking area off Buck Hill Road
almost at the Connecticut border. A sizeable crowd of men were present; the few
women participants in our hash being too wise to trek up all this way,
especially knowing that Basket would be getting naked
in his pool afterwards. And what kind of knucklehead would show up for this kind
of abuse? Just about every active knucklehead in the RIH3. And visitors and a
virgin who couldn't have known better.Except of course for Friar Fuck
, who may in fact have no sensory apparatus whatsoever as far as we can
tell. Promptly at 2 PM, they were off. Trail led north into the management area.
The visitors, being young and fit were soon leading the
pack. Trail was mostly on paths, and through fields. There were several
annoying checks leading to loops that could easily be avoided. (This was to
allow Bondo to keep up. To no avail, however as he
was soon lost.) Basket too, had ideas (a dangerous
thing). He acted quickly and headed for the Tri-State marker. Luckily the
visitors heeded Oozing's warnings and didn't follow.
WHO
was convinced that
the trail would come out on Wallum Lake and as such, always checked right. This
was usually wrong.
Amish
and Oozing managed to keep up with the athletes
as the hare slowly but surely shepherded them in a clockwise loop to the Beer
Check. Was there a beer check? There must have been, because if there hadn't
been, the memory of that outrage would have stuck with me. But it couldn't have
been a scenic stop on the lake with a swim, good beer and snacks, as I would
also have remembered that. No, it must have been some non-descript rock in the
middle of the woods or something. Yawn!
Beer check dispensed with, trail back was probably
straightfoward and wouldn't deserve description anyways. Basket and Bondo were found at
some point, and Basket doubtless regaled the group
with tales of his adventures. Double Yawn!! The group drove back to Basket's abode for the circle. It might have been in the
pool, but I doubt it. The water was pretty damn cold, back in May.The run was
rated. No shiggy, no bimbos, and a beercheck that people were EVEN THEN
beginning to forget! Total (artificially inflated by the presence of visitors
who didn't know better): +0.0! The virgin probably came into the circle. He
probably didn't have a song, and so told a lame joke. Perhaps that's why we
haven't seem HIM again! Friar Fuck probably did have
a song. Bad luck for us! Hashit: Basket! Told you so.
And the evening was finished with a potluck dinner thanks to the charity and
kindness of the long suffering Dogmeat and JBS
.
On On