Another Bondo
Bash
Run #1157,
June 2, 2008
Hare: Bondo Jovi
Location: Woonsocket/Blackstone,
MA
Weather: 80's, Sunny.
Present: Let’s F**’n Eat, Basket Boom Boom, WIPOS, Dr WHO, Jovi
Juice, Oozing SD. Virgin: Just Heather.
The
Run:
Ah, June. Time for summer to begin. Time for the girls to
shed those bulky winter clothes for shorts and revealing tops. Time for the long
evenings of baseball and beer. Sounds great? But it's also time for another
Bondo
Bicycle trail! Why, why, why? Because he's lazy, that's why! As always, a
trail was planned beginning from the hare's house in Woonsocket,
looping around Blackstone, MA, and back. Nothing more really needs to be said.
But to give the hare credit (painful as THAT may be!), he did put a little
effort into this one.
It was an understandably small
turn out. Only Oozing (who must be trying to offend
this girl) brought a virgin/co-worker along. No one else had an excuse. (For
future reference, these would be valid excuses: "It's a Bondo
trail!", "I don't have a bike!", "I've got an important
meeting tomorrow and I don't want diarrhea!", "The Woonsocket Police have my
name on file!", etc. etc. )
The beginning was inevitable. WHO therefore led LFE up Woodland to a right on Gaskill. It then of course had to turn
up, on one of the two side roads with entrances to the railroad grade.
WHO and LFE tried the
first on Warner. It was the second, and so the pack came together turning left
up May and into the woods. The railroad grade was followed
briefly northeast, and a check sent them north on what might have once been a
deer path before it became overgrown. It wasn't even single-track, maybe
one-thirds of a track or something. WHO took the
first header over his handle bars. LFE and Basket soon followed suit. Jovi
Juice
had no problems with the terrain and led
easily.
Trail turned east. Half walking
and half riding, the branches and briars still whipped the riders mercilessly.
The ground surface was dried sand, or leaves. Frequent loss of control
occured. It probably would have been great fun to watch. It wasn't much fun
to do. Eventually, they came out just north of St. Stanislaus Cemetery, where
the hare indicated that his marks had been blown away in the rising winds.
Bondo... wind... Hmmn! He directed WHO
to turn briefly southeast on Farm. The
hare then laid a fresh mark indicating the point of entry back into the woods on
the north side of the road.
Jovi Juice, WHO and LFE drove through some more narrow, overgrown,
uphill and sandy trails They finally came out into the sand and gravel
pits, atop the edge of the main excavation. Biking now was almost impossible.
Not that it mattered as no marks could be seen in any direction. Jovi Juice headed northwest along the rim above the river.
He was not to be seen again. WHO and LFE followed along the same path; but became uncertain when
no marks were seen. Oozing appeared on the top of the
rise, soon followed by Basket and Just Heather
. But the hare was nowhere to be seen. And still no marks! The
group conferred. They finally agreed to head up to the river park on the Mill
River where so many beer checks have been before.
They continued through the floor
of the excavation, the wind whipping grit in their faces. Riding was
difficult at best, so most pushed their bikes through the loose sand. They
crossed a smaller excavation at the northwest corner, and took a dirt road out
to Park St. Turning right to merge with Summer St, they came to the park and saw
the hare's van. But no Jovi Juice
. No hare. And the hare has upgraded his
van locks, so NO BEER!
The hare was missing on his own trail. Normally, this would
be of some concern. But, the beer was clearly in a cooler in the van. So the
obvious course of action was to give the hare some time to catch up with the
pack. So Basket took off to look for the hare.
Brilliant! WHO says he wants the hashit!The hare
appeared five minutes later. He opened his van and the BC was held in the
parking lot, drinking Bondo-brew from Poland Springs
water bottles. A nature-lover was parked in his car in the lot, so not a lot of
singing was heard. Most were content to rest, thankful that Basket was
gone. But all
too soon, he returned, with more tales of heroism and trailcraft and so on, and
so on, and so on.. So the rest threw an extra brew into the water-bottle
holder and headed out.
There was no trail back, but this is familiar
territory and most could have done it in their sleep. Summer to Farm to Gaskill
to Woodland to Meadow. What a thrill! They circled up in the garage. Ratings:
surprisingly good shiggy, complete loss of marks in quarry, a bimbo/virgin and
loss of Jovi Juice led to a total of +0.69! Hashit to Basket, of
course, for attempting to rescue the hare! The BBQ was fired up, the virgin
departed to pick someone up at the airport, and the first rumblings of the
digestive tracts from the Bondo
-brew
were heard. And thank God that's over with!
On On