Dogmeat’s In-Depends
Day
Hash
Run #1162,
July 7, 2008
Hare: Basket Boom Boom
Co-Hare: Snotty
Was-Supposed-to-be-Hare-But-was-a-Wanker: Tinker
Location: Uxbridge/Millville,
MA
Weather: High 80’s, clear .
Present: Dr
WHO, Wee Balls, Bondo Jovi, Oozing SD, Swamp Whine, WIPOS, Ben. Visitor: Europeein’ Whore. Non-Runners: Dogmeat,
Short Peck.
The
Run:
The hare set
trail from the familiar location of Hanna’s in Uxbridge, in honor of Dogmeat’s birthday, rather than as a tribute to the Fourth
of July. So no flags, no fireworks and no thought whatsoever went into this
trail. Of course, “it was supposed to be Tinker’s
run…” and “Snotty doesn’t know what he’s doing…” and
“my brain hurt’s…” were just a few of the many excuses for this miserable
recycling of a trail. Poor Europeein’. She never
learns!
The trail began
with a brief loop behind Hanna’s to the west. Wee
Balls climbed the ridge and soon found true trail heading east on the old
train bed. The pack crossed 146a, and soon turned north, just east of the small
quarry. They were together as they crossed River Road. Except for WIPOS, who arrived late and was searching for the
start.Soon, they crossed the River, next to the road. The water was clean. It
was thigh deep. How dull! They came out into the larger old quarry, now
overgrown with tall grasses. Ben followed Wee Balls
as he became lost and confused on the powerlines. WHO, Swampy and Europeein’ became confused in the long grass. WIPOS was confused behind Hanna’s. Oozing climbed up a rise and saw the hare and co-hare down
in the quarry, conferring with Bondo. After a brief
search for Ben, the dog was found. Too bad.
Finally some
marks were seen on the powerlines and a check sent WHO west on a gas pipeline. The hares followed, and WIPOS returned to his car, back at Hanna’s. They came to
the river, and paused. Finally, they crossed to find the Beer Check. Beer was
produced as the stragglers came in. Oozing managed to
steal the hare’s bugle, and re-crossed to leave it on the far side of the
stream. Ha, ha!
You can only
have so much fun in Uxbridge, they say, and the hashes allotment was well
overspent by this time. So, they packed up and turned southeast on a dirt road.
Marks were lost again, but the pack made their way through and industrial lot,
and came back out on 146a. They slowed to a walk (if going any slower were even
possible!) and followed the road back to Hanna’s. Geriatric hashing at its best.
WIPOS had to be awakened in his
car.
The Circle was
regrouped at Basket’s, in the pool. Dogmeat arrived, and incessant demands for her birthday
suit provided a most excellent circle, with Swamp
Whine and Dogmeat bottomless, and Europeein’ Whore in scanty-panties. Basket as usual provided the discordant counterpoint and
was naked. The run was rated. Two River crossings, loss of WIPOS, three fine bimbos and mild shiggy were countered by
the failure YET AGAIN, to lose Ben, the pavement, the recycled trail and the
site of a naked Basket ruining the other views
available. Total: -0.0 Hashit was given to Basket,
for the same reason, invoking the “it was supposed to be Tinker’s run…” excuse to nullify the “hare can’t get the
Hashit” rule. (There are NO RULEs, Basket!)
The food and the
beer were then served. Dr WHO had brought a choice of
movies for the birthday girl; one, being in PAL format, would not play on Basket’s antiquated DVD player. (Snotty snapped that one up, I can tell you. So, they were
forced to watch the 1975 film “Abigail Leslie is Back in Town”, an
underappreciated classic if ever there was one. Another Monday night in
paradise!
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