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Run #1175,
Oct 6, 2008
Hare: Basket Boom Boom
Location: Spring Lake, Burrillville.
Weather: 50's, clear.
Present: Wee
Balls, Dr WHO, Donkey Punch, Pubic Housing, Cumsocket To Me, Scatwoman, Florence
Wallbanger, Oozing SD, Justin My Ass. Virgins: Just Mike, Just MJ, Just Kathy.
Baglady: Dogmeat.
The
Run:
After getting
lost in his own back yard, on a Bondo trail, of all
things, the hare was anxious to redeem himself. He failed. Trail started from
the fishing area at the south of Spring Lake. An unusual number of females
showed up, a statistical improbability that defies all explanation. But Cumsocket To Me coerced her sister and friend, Donkey Punch coerced Pubic
Housing, and Scatwoman should have known
better. But she missed a lot of our hashes over the summer. And maybe she wanted
to get together with Dogmeat (dream on, Basket!), who was at the start as bag lady. At least Bondo didn’t show.
Trail started
off on overgrown trails, heading southeast away from the lake. The marks were
few, but not really all that challenging. There was minimal shiggy. The pack was
mostly together, with the virgins taking advantage of mistakes by leaders Wee Balls and Flobanger to find
the true trail. They turned east and came to a tunnel crossing under Rt 102.
OOOh! Scary! There were plenty of squeals and such, especially as the water
level began to rise as they crossed deeper into the tunnel. This was the high
point of the run. WHO remembers anything
else.
I think there
was a beer check about this point. I’m not sure. I don’t really care. But even
if there was, the hare’s still a WANK! At any rate, trail from this point was
pretty much a lost cause. It was getting dark, there were marks leading to a
check in the woods, but after trying to find additional marks in 69 directions,
the group gave up and headed for the streets. At the recommendation of Virgin Mike (brilliant idea, by the way, to use a virgin
for d’erections!), they took East Ave to the Victory highway, to try to find
Tuffy’s which seemed a likely end point, as they were pretty far from the hare’s
house, and a bag car had been used. They went every way but the correct
one.
Off in the
distance, the hare’s horn could be heard. Flobanger
and WHO entered the woods and found some nice
(unmarked) trails. They found the hare and Oozing by
the Whipple Ave underpass. He had no beer, and was unrepentant about his
pathetic trail. Autohashing was vehemently denied. Ha! The hare did give
directions to the On On On and the
group eventually made their way to Tuffy’s on the Victory Highway. They gathered
and in groups, were shuttled back for their cars.
They circled up
behind the bar. Ratings for the run focused on the almost complete lack of
marks, and excess of pavement. Only the tunnel and the lack of Bondo gave the hare any relief from the blistering and
completely appropriate trashing this run deserved. Total: -6.9. The virgins were
queried, and sang some crazy Tonga song or something. Hashit was given to Oozing for autohashing. Finishing up, they went in and had
greasy food, and weak beer while the biker crowd looked on with
disgust.
On On