Woonsocket Marathon
Hash
Run #1177,
Oct 20, 2008
Hare: Bondo Jovi and Grandkids
Location: Meadow Rd., Woonsocket.
Weather: Low 50's, clear.
Present: Dr
WHO, Basket Boom Boom, Cumsocket To Me, WIPOS, Florence Wallbanger, Wee Balls,
Scatwoman. Visitor: Good Pie Hunting (NH3).
The
Run:
OK. We had it
coming. We showed up. Could there be any greater lapse in judgment than to show
up for a Bondo hash starting from his own home? Do we
never learn? Already, this write-up is longer than the trail! But the RIH3 has
to maintain its perfect run record, and so despite the risk of alienating any
visitors or virgins, we continue to allow Bondo to
“set” trail. (Nice knowing you, Good Pie
Hunting!)
The hare claimed
that his grandchildren actually set the marks, so for a brief shining moment it
seemed as though there was some hope. Wrong! The crabapples don’t fall too far
from the tree it seems. Trail (I take certain liberties in naming it thus) went
up Meadow, and degenerated into a series of checks which led to falsies marked
with vituperative adolescent comments in flour in the middle of the road.
(“Wrong!!!”, “You blew it!!!”, “Ha, Ha!”, “Try again”, etc.) There was no true
trail. There was no beer check. There was a brief run around the block followed
by some beer with a girlishly giggling Bondo in the
garage.
Not much more to
say here. Except, whatever you may think, no matter how much the itch to hash
has you in its spell, no matter how much you need to get out of the house and
away from your significant other, even if you room with JIMA, no matter how much
your church-going has convinced you of the worthiness of any human being, even
Bondo, DON’T EVER COME TO A BONDO HASH IN WOONSOCKETagain! Have I made myself clear?
DON’T DO IT! NO! NO, NO, NO! DON’T! JUST SAY NO! NYET! NEIN! NON! (I believe I
just broke the exclamation mark on my keyboard. Sorry.)
The circle was
formed. In the history of the RIH3 there has only been one other score to
compare. A Bondo “run”, of course. Total: -6969^69.
Hashit went to Scatwoman, I believe because she said
she enjoyed the run, or something. The visitor left early, complaining of shin
splints. They finished up and moved upstairs for Bondo spaghetti, football and a pool game between Cumsocket To Me and Basket. Home
by 8:30. WOW, MOM.
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