Monks of St. Boner Hash

Run #1197, Mar 9, 2009

Hare:  Fuwangi Boner

Location:  The Monastery, Cumberland.

Weather:  30's, Clear.

Present:   Dr WHO, Florence Wallbanger, Wee Balls, Oozing SD, Basket Boom Boom, Donkey Punch, Pubic Housing.

The Run:

Beginning from the parking lot next to the library, they had the usual start, heading north. Without much difficulty, trail was found past Nine Men’s Misery, crossing the now dry stream continuing towards the water tower. Oozing followed his own imaginary trail on his own and was soon lost. Unaccountably, Basket was not short cutting, and kept to the trail! WHO tried the water tower path briefly, but with no marks decided to head for the cliffs over the quarry, where he encountered the pack. The rest of the pack circled southwest and south. They found an unnecessary loop east, south and west. They also found Oozing. And finally, they found the beer check. On the cliffs over the quarry. Surprise.

After the beer was finished, and the songs sung (for the 1197^th time) they headed back. Trail led  east, and downhill. WHO decided to ignore the trail and took the shortest route to the cars. Only to find that the hare had set the circle at the west end of the fields. He rejoined the group just before the long note. The run was rated. No virgin territory, recycled beer check, no shiggy, and only one bimbo. Only the absence of Bondo, and the lack of pavement saved it from being a total loss. Total: -6.9. For reasons lost in the mists of memory, it was decided to try to rename Donkey Punch Two: Naked Polar Bears F**king In The Snow. I don’t think so! Hashit went to WHO for being the only one to try shortcutting. On On On was at Tucks. That’s about it.

On On