Spring in Swansea Hash

Run #1199, March 23, 2009

Hare:  Dr W.H.O.

Location:  Swansea, MA.

Weather:  High 30's, windy and clear.

Present:   Eenie Weenie Dick, Just Liz, Amish It Head, Retard, Wrung Guy, Bondo Jovi, Basket Boom Boom, Rusty, Donkey Punch (2NPBFITS), Pubic Housing, WIPOS

The Run:

It was still chilly, but clear and bright for the start of yet another hash from the Swansea Town Offices. Trail led out north and turned immediately east behind the cemetery. A goodly crowd was present, and no one was fooled by the first major check, which turned the pack on trail northeast on a fairly long bushwhack through a swampy area. Some deer trails helped a bit, but it basically was mud and briars until they came out to the powerlines, heading northwest.

 

The powerlines had the pack confused for a while, but true trail was finally found heading back into the woods, this time on trails. Two good checks near the northernmost “pudding” rock had the pack scattered. But finally Amish and Donkey Punch found true trail heading back south. The beer check was found atop the tallest of the rocks, and the hare brought up the beer with a minimum of fuss. It was just in time for sunset. A lovely overlook. Beer,and nuts. Two lovely bimbos, a light sweat glistening between their breasts. Ah, it was fine! But Bondo and Basket together can ruin just about anything, so after a few dozen songs, they were off..

 

On back trail was straightforward, flashlights on, straight south with only a few checks to confuse the FRB’s. They circled next to the cemetery. Ratings: no pavement, some shiggy, a beautiful beer check and two quality bimbos. Total:+6.9! Just Liz was interrogated, and told a joke. EWD was punished as a backslider. Hashit went to Basket. Why? Because WHO says so, that’s why! The On On On was at Jillians Sports Pub in Somerset. First hash of spring! Soon the flashlights will be a thing of the past.

On On