Spring
in Swansea
Hash
Run #1199,
March 23, 2009
Hare: Dr W.H.O.
Location: Swansea, MA.
Weather: High 30's, windy and clear.
Present: Eenie
Weenie Dick, Just Liz, Amish It Head, Retard, Wrung Guy, Bondo Jovi, Basket Boom
Boom, Rusty, Donkey Punch (2NPBFITS), Pubic Housing, WIPOS
The
Run:
It was still
chilly, but clear and bright for the start of yet another hash from the Swansea
Town Offices. Trail led out north and turned immediately east behind the
cemetery. A goodly crowd was present, and no one was fooled by the first major
check, which turned the pack on trail northeast on a fairly long bushwhack
through a swampy area. Some deer trails helped a bit, but it basically was mud
and briars until they came out to the powerlines, heading
northwest.
The powerlines
had the pack confused for a while, but true trail was finally found heading back
into the woods, this time on trails. Two good checks near the northernmost
“pudding” rock had the pack scattered. But finally Amish and Donkey Punch found
true trail heading back south. The beer check was found atop the tallest of the
rocks, and the hare brought up the beer with a minimum of fuss. It was just in
time for sunset. A lovely overlook. Beer,and nuts. Two lovely bimbos, a light
sweat glistening between their breasts. Ah, it was fine! But Bondo and Basket together can
ruin just about anything, so after a few dozen songs, they were
off..
On back trail
was straightforward, flashlights on, straight south with only a few checks to
confuse the FRB’s. They circled next to the cemetery. Ratings: no pavement, some
shiggy, a beautiful beer check and two quality bimbos. Total:+6.9! Just Liz was interrogated, and told a joke. EWD was punished as a backslider. Hashit went to Basket. Why? Because WHO
says so, that’s why! The On On On was at Jillians Sports Pub in Somerset. First
hash of spring! Soon the flashlights will be a thing of the
past.
On On