Bondo's Mystery Tour Hash

Run #1200, March 30, 2009

Hare:  Bondo Jovi

Location:  Somewhere.

Weather:   Yes.

Present:    Dr WHO, Oozing SD, Basket Boom Boom, Florence Wallbanger, Fuwangi Boner, WIPOS, Wee Balls.

The Run:
I suppose there was a run this day. But I didn’t take any notes. And, being a Bondo run, it probably wasn’t all that memorable, anyways. SO, unless one of you wanks wants to step up to the plate, there’ll be no write up for this one. Oh, and Flobanger was Hashit!

OK, OK! I think it was another one of those annoying hashes from the powerlines opposite Joe's Rock in West Wrentham, MA. East to Burnt Swamp Road, Basket fooled into going on road, the rest carried on on trail turning back north, then west. The trail crossed the powerlines for a meaningless jaunt north, and disappeared. Wee Balls and Fuwangi crossed back and led WHO to the hare, chortling in his beer. Basket finally showed up, with another boring tale of his intrepid (insipid) shortcutting. WIPOS came last, from and almost inconceivable direction.

Trail back was on the powerlines, and marked by extreme and unsuccessful efforts to avoid the swamp shiggy in the dips on the trail. (Actually, the Dips on the trail were all WHO had had the bad judgement to show up in the first place.) Ratings for the run: shiggy, yes, but recycled for at least the 69th time, no bimbos, Basket not lost, etc., etc. Total: -6.9. On On On was at Bondo's, probably. But everyone that showed up has acquired at least some immunity, so the septic systems of RI were mostly safe, that night at least.

On On