A Typical Arcadia Hash

Run #1202, April 13, 2009

Hare:  Amish It Head

Location:  JB Hudson Trail, Exeter.

Weather:  50's, Clear.

Present:   Dr WHO, Virgin Just Diana, Wee Balls, Crackatoa, Just Kathy, Oozing SD, Donkey Punch, Florence Wallbanger, Basket Boom Boom, Fuwangi Boner, Swamp Whine, Just Josh, WIPOS, Great@Giving Head.

The Run:

WHO can remember anything about this run, except for the record number of bimbos! It was almost like a real hash! And even though G@GH almost ruined it by making a cameo appearance, there was NO BONDO!! Starting from the J. B. Hudson trail in Arcadia, the pack headed north on the trail for a time, then began a bushwhack west. No one was fooled by the checks, there was no shiggy, and there were no points of interest except for those fortunate enough to be running behind a bimbo. Typical hash.

The virgin, brought by WHO, was a runner. So she kept in the lead of the pack, much to her chagrin. The trail led across Frosty Hollow Rd, and continued west. It dipped south and then came out onto another dirt road. True trail turned north. The pack went south (except for Dr WHO and Fuwangi who chose right (wrong) at least temporarily. The pack found the marks after coming upon an arrow that the foolish hare had left at the end of his foolish and unnecessary loop. Typical hare.

Crossing 165, they turned east an uphill to the beer check. As the stragglers rolled in, the songs started. There is nothing that inspires singing like a virgin bimbo. So it’s doubtful we will ever see her again, that’s for sure. But the beer was good, the trail was short and what else is there to do on a Monday night? On back to the cars, the hare had laid a carefully thought out and I’m sure a shiggy-filled trail certain to please. So the pack took the road back, ignoring the trail. Typical pack.

The circle was formed and the run rated. Multiple bimbos, no Bondo, short trail, and the hare’s discomfort at having over half his trail skipped by the hash more than made up for the clear weather, lack of shiggy, and reappearance of G@GH. Total: +6.9! The virgin was questioned, got nothing right and did not show her ring, despite continuous and unseemly pleading by the pack. The backslider was punished and the Hashit went to Donkey Punch for not bringing Pubic Housing. The on-on-on was at the Black River Tavern, but the virgin finally showed some commonsense by not attending. It was karaoke night. If you were not there, you can probably imagine how THAT went!

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