A Farewell
to Scatty
Hash
Run #1209,
June 1, 2009
Hare: Pubic Housing and Swamp Whine
Location: Burrillville Middle School
Weather: Clear, 70's
Present: Dr
WHO, Basket Boom Boom, Bondo Jovi, Amish It Head, WIPOS, Crackatoa, Clam Cakes,
Retard, Wee Balls, Scatwoman, Fuwangi Boner, Dogmeat.
The Run:
There’s not much that can be done in an innovative way with the
Burrillville Middle School. But the whole point of this one was to give Scatwoman a last (?) RI hash that she could remember, at
least as a composite (compost?) of all of her many runs here. The trails loop
around the school, following the wide turn of the Branch River as it flows
towards the Slatersville Reservoir, and are mostly based upon an old railroad
grade that mysteriously follows the same bend. The only choices a hare has
are:
1.
Clockwise or
counterclockwise
2.
How many times
to cross the river
3.
Where to stash
the beer.
The hares chose: a) counterclockwise, b) 6, and c) at the west
side, across the river. That about sums it up. Bondo
as always, stuck to the center trail and crossed only to get his beer. Even
Basket couldn’t get lost here. Retard fell way behind. Fuwangi
and WHO followed trail faithfully (morons!). And
Amish stuck with the women. (Brilliant!) But it
was a short trail, with good beer, and some shiggy here and there. And none of
us is getting any younger, you know.
The circle was held at 290 Snake Hill Rd. The run was rated. Based
upon no pavement, 43% bimbos (a new record), and several refreshing river
crossings, the total was +0.69! Scatwoman was
punished for showing the good sense to leave RI. Amish achieved Hashit, his fondest dream. And dinner was
served, beer flowed, and Scatwoman showed us two fine
reasons why we would miss her. Best of luck to Scatty
in DC!
On On