Bondo
Bikes Black Hut
Hash
Run #1213 , June 29, 2009
Hare: Bondo Jovi
Location: Black Hut, Burrillville
Weather:
Present: Dr WHO, Wee
Balls, Basket Boom Boom, Donkey Punch, Pubic Housing, WIPOS,
Oozing.
The
Run:
Another bike hash for Bondo, the hare
whose laziness is by now a legend in the hashing world. But this time, perhaps,
he hoped to repeat his triumph of getting Basket lost
in his own backyard, on a bike! The group gathered at the end of Spring Lake
Road, most with bicycles (although Oozing had two flat tires, which delayed
things a bit). WHO and Wee
Balls were smart enough to: a) arrive early and scout out the On-In
trail, and b) skip the biking thing.
The bikers were off at 6:30, heading east and then south, followed
by the hare. WHO and Wee
Balls simply headed west on the On-In trail, and were able to backtrack
to the beer check south on the west shore of Spring Lake without any difficulty
whatsoever. Being unimaginative, they didn’t bother to alter the checks or marks
in any way. Too bad. I am sure that if they had thought of it they could have
had Basket irretrievably lost with a minimum of
effort. But they had saved their
energy to find the beer, which took them quite some time. The area around the
beer check had a ruined building, old fireplaces, steel drums, etc. All this to
search! Too bad they didn’t think of the true nature of this hare. The beer was
at the base of a tree not ten yards from the mark.
The bikers were led by the athletic yet always crippled Donkey Punch. They apparently crossed Spring Lake Road
heading west, and completely circled the lake on some roads. It seemed like
forever, but they finally made it to the beer check. The usual excuses, whining,
tall-tales, etc. came out. They had a swim. Beer gone, they followed the On-In
trail. WHO and Wee Balls
led, and even on foot were able to be first back because the bikers persisted in
taking the wrong route at the checks. Finally, all arrived at the parking area,
as darkness began to fall.
Circling up, the run was rated. No one lost or injured, no shiggy, bicycles, and one (quality) bimbo. Total: -69! Hashit went to Basket, jealous of Amish’s long possession of the sacred object. They finished up and headed for Chez Bondo for some Bondo Burgers, Bondo Beer, and Bondo Biliousness, the next day.
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