Ross Rocks
Redux
Hash
Run #1217, July 27, 2009
Hare: Fuwangi Boner
Location: Ross Rocks, So. Killingly, CT
Weather: 80's, Clear
Present: Dicks
On Broadway, Dr WHO, Basket Boom Boom, Tinker, Bondo Jovi, Florence Wallbanger,
Wee Balls, Oozing SD, WIPOS.
The Run:
Arriving at the familiar parking lot under Ross Rocks in Old
Furnace State Park in Connecticut, the hare left to live set, with fifteen
minutes head start. Oozing stated with certainty that
it was “too far” for the hare to circle the pond. That is also exactly what he
did the previous time he had set here. And if Oozing
is certain about something, the rest of the hash knows. He will be completely
wrong.
Trail circled the pond. What can I say. If anyone had had half a
brain, they would have just gone straight up to the rock climbing area, and
waited for the hare. But no! Even WIPOS, arriving as
the last straggler mastered the first check and started south down the east side
of the pond, didn’t take the easy and obvious route. Oozing was certain that the hare must have found a new and
exciting spot for a beer check. Guess what?
After crossing the dam by Rt 695, and turning back north, the lead
pack continued to follow trail. They were led, for a while uphill and further
west. The stragglers followed WHO’s lead and made
straight for the rocks. The hare and the beer were soon found. Within 25 yards
of where he had had the BC before. Beer and song ensued, driving some nature
lovers off the neighboring ledges.
Finishing up, the followed trail down to Lower Ross Pond, and
south back to the cars. The trail was very rocky, and the rocks were moist and
mossy. Curses and cries of pain were heard. Dramatic bruises were soon to
follow.
They circled up in the pond, which was almost obscenely warm. And
Bondo wasn’t even in the water. Ratings for the run:
no shiggy, recycled trail, and about the only positive was the dramatic
egg-sized hematoma developing upon WHO’s left
buttock. Face it: the trail sucked. Total: -6.9. Hashit went to Basket. Why not? After the ceremony, they went off to some
restaurant on Rt 6. It probably sucked, too. Just like this write-up. You get
what you pay for.
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