Frenchtown Goes to the Lavatory Hash

Run #1222, August 31, 2009

Hare:  Amish It Head

Location: Frenchtown Park, East Greenwich

Weather: 70's, clear.

Present:  :Dr WHO, Retard, Florence Wallbanger, Just Nick, Just Jen, Rusty, Bondo Jovi, Just Pat, Flexible Video Endoscope, Basket Boom Boom, Dicks On Broadway. 

The Run:
 The hare decided to try for some virgin territory, to make up for missing the outstanding Dragon Boat hash set by Dr WHO only two days prior. Of course, both Bondo and Basket claimed to have hashed here before. No one believed them. They can’t even remember the last time they had a drink, much less a hash from fifteen years ago. A virgin showed up, a bimbo to boot! Just Jen compensated at least slightly for the presence of Bondo. 

Trail started from the parking lot behind the East Greenwich Parks Building on Frenchtown Road. Heading north and downhill, the first check sent them east onto a stream/mud bushwhack which soon had the virgin questioning her own judgement.  Just Nick was leading, until he lost a shoe in the mud. WHO took over, until he found a strange plastic cylindrical object with lots of little nubs. This kept him occupied for a while, and Flexi and Just Pat took the lead.

 

Circling around some ruined walls, trail returned north. A mix of paths and bushwhacking followed. But there is only so much you can do with 80 acres. Trail circled back west, and came down to the stream and the beer check, that could only be reached after traversing some very nice shiggy. Unfortunately, Bondo and Retard heard the noise of the first songs and joined the group. Even Basket made it.

 

Trail On-In  led back out to the main trail, and then south to the dam of Tillinghast Pond. The hare returned to his car and brought the beer for the circle back down. The trail was rated. This was a tough one. Good shiggy, no pavement, short trail (no laundry need be done, this week!), and a virgin bimbo were powerful arguments. But, Basket, Bondo, and Retard all made it to the Beer Check, and no one was lost or injured. Total: +0.69. The virgin was queried, and an attempt was made to name Just Pat. Good luck on that one, wanks! Hashit went to Flobanger, WHO knows why, but WHO was more than happy to donate his plastic toy to the already overflowing pouch. On On On was at Oakhill Tavern. The virgin promised to return soon (although she did mention something about her frequent trips to pick people up at the airport.)


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