Frenchtown
Goes to the Lavatory
Hash
Run #1222, August 31, 2009
Hare: Amish It Head
Location: Frenchtown Park, East Greenwich
Weather: 70's, clear.
Present: :Dr
WHO, Retard, Florence Wallbanger, Just Nick, Just Jen, Rusty, Bondo Jovi, Just
Pat, Flexible Video Endoscope, Basket Boom Boom, Dicks On Broadway.
The Run:
The hare decided to try for some virgin territory, to make up for
missing the outstanding Dragon Boat hash set by Dr
WHO only two days prior. Of course, both Bondo
and Basket claimed to have hashed here before. No one
believed them. They can’t even remember the last time they had a drink, much
less a hash from fifteen years ago. A virgin showed up, a bimbo to boot! Just Jen compensated at least slightly for the
presence of Bondo.
Trail started from the parking lot behind the East Greenwich Parks
Building on Frenchtown Road. Heading north and downhill, the first check sent
them east onto a stream/mud bushwhack which soon had the virgin questioning her
own judgement.
Just Nick was leading, until he lost a
shoe in the mud. WHO took over, until he found a
strange plastic cylindrical object with lots of little nubs. This kept him
occupied for a while, and Flexi and Just Pat took the lead.
Circling around some ruined walls, trail returned north. A mix of
paths and bushwhacking followed. But there is only so much you can do with 80
acres. Trail circled back west, and came down to the stream and the beer check,
that could only be reached after traversing some very nice shiggy.
Unfortunately, Bondo and Retard heard the noise of the first songs and joined the
group. Even Basket made
it.
Trail On-In led back
out to the main trail, and then south to the dam of Tillinghast Pond. The hare
returned to his car and brought the beer for the circle back down. The trail was
rated. This was a tough one. Good shiggy, no pavement, short trail (no laundry
need be done, this week!), and a virgin bimbo were powerful arguments. But, Basket, Bondo, and Retard all made it to the Beer Check, and no one was lost
or injured. Total: +0.69. The virgin was queried, and an attempt was made to
name Just Pat. Good luck on that one,
wanks! Hashit went to Flobanger, WHO knows why, but WHO was more
than happy to donate his plastic toy to the already overflowing pouch. On On On
was at Oakhill Tavern. The virgin promised to return soon (although she did
mention something about her frequent trips to pick people up at the
airport.)
On On