F. Fuwangi Hills Hash

Run #1227, October 5, 2009

Hare:  Fuwangi Boner

Location: F. Gilbert Hills, Wrentham, MA

Weather: 50's, clear.

Present:    Async, Dr WHO, Florence Wallbanger, Dicks on Broadway, Flexible Video Endoscope, Amish It Head, Oozing SD, Pubic Housing, Just Spencer, Brown-eye Taco(BET), Retard, WIPOS, Basket Boom Boom, Bondo Jovi.

The Run:

The directions said to park by the water tower in F. Gilbert Hills. This definitely set the standard pretty low for the hash, as there is no water tower in F. Gilbert Hills. Somehow, everyone made it in spite of this, perhaps because it is such a familiar place for the RIH3. Even a Retard could find it!

 

Trail started off promptly, heading west from the water (radio) tower. True trail led north, but Async headed south. Now Async knows this area better than F. Gilbert himself. So WHO and Flobanger decided to tag along.  They took a scenic tour of all the possible beer stops  on the west dies of the forest, and ended up following trail backwards down to High Rock Road. The rest were led by Flexi, Brown-eye, and Just Spencer. True trail led across High Rock Rd. heading east, and then southeast.

 

Meanwhile, Async wasted some time trying to find a beer check in a nice swamp. No luck, and so the trio turned north across the road. They picked up a check and some falsies. Finally, WHO spotted the “B”. They started searching. There were still no audible signs of the pack. Async finally spotted the beer atop a steep boulder, and Flobanger, getting a leg up from WHO, retrieved it. There was great rejoicing.

 

A distant “RU” was heard. They doused their lights. The thought of taking the beer back to the nice swamp crossed their minds and they discussed it. It was finally over-ruled, as being too Basket-like. Finally, the lights began to wend their way through the woods. Flexi was first, and blew right past the “B”, hot on some trail of his own. Amish finally caught on, and called him back. The rest gradually trickled in. Even Bondo and Retard made it. Sad, indeed. And the hare wasn’t very happy with the SCBs.

 

The beer and the songs were flowing, and although the supply had been diminished by the short-cutters, everyone got at least one. Finishing up, they followed the out trail. True to form, the young and fit got screwed again, as they meandered into the west side. Async ran ahead on his own, but WHO and Flobanger led Pubic, Retard, and Oozing back to the cars on the road.

 

When everyone was in, they circled up. Ratings on the run mentioned the lack of pavement, but apart from this, no one could think of anything to praise in this pathetic effort. Total:-6.9! Some more attempts were made to rename Just Pat (BET). No luck, yet again. Hashit went to Basket, as usual. After religion, they drove off to Champions on Rt 1. And weren’t thrown out. And that’s it.


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