Tablerock
Re-Hash
Run #1233, November 16, 2009
Hare: Amish It Head
Location: Lincoln Woods
Weather: Low 50's, clear.
Present:
Dicks on
Broadway, Can’t Eat Pussy, Dr WHO, Retard, Florence Wallbanger, Flexible Video
Endoscope, Oozing, Pubic Housing, Bondo Jovi, Just Jay, Just Whitney, Basket
Boom Boom, WIPOS.
The Run:
You can understand (insofar as anyone can understand why they show
in the first place) why virgins might show up for a hash at Lincoln Woods.
Lincoln Woods is attractive. Lincoln Woods is non-threatening. Many people of
all types enjoy Lincoln Woods. But how many times can WE do Lincoln Woods? And
how is the scribe supposed to remember anything to distinguish one hash from
another? And WHO cares if no one reads this, anyways.
But enough. Here goes. (And Amish, if you don’t like
it, write it up yourself, you lazy wank!)
Starting from the secondary parking area at Manchester Printworks
Road, two virgins were welcomed, and Basket and Bondo asked to leave. No luck, there, I'm afraid. But it
was 6:30, so they followed trail into the park. A check soon sent the pack right
and uphill (after an annoying falsie to the left that caught the leaders.) There
was some bushwhacking, but it was mostly on trail. There were sufficient checks
and double-backs to make it clear that fortune favored the slow (Bondo) and the cautious (Retard)
over the speedy (Flexi, CEP) and adventurous (Flobanger).
Trail wound around Tablerock Hill in a counterclockwise path.
Unfortunately, Basket through random motion, without
seeing a single mark, managed to find the Beer Check. This is a good
definition of "dumb luck". They should put his picture in the dictionary.
He awaited the pack. By now, they were all over the hill, running into each
other at intersections, and “RU?” echoed from every direction.
Finally, the pack came down the south slope of the hill, and found
marks leading to the BC, at the foot of the cliff, just next to (but not taking
advantage of) the swamp. The hare was admonished for not putting the beer in the
swamp, but the virgins were grateful. Virgins+Beer Check+Basket= annoyingly long song-fest. Once this was over, they
headed back in, each choosing his or her own path, none of which seemed to have
any markings.
They circled in the parking lot. The run was short, but all uphill. Basket made it to the beer, but Bondo didn’t. Two bimbos after dark (though neither got wet.) Total: +0.069. The virgins were abused, and told a joke. Hashit went to Flobanger. Haven’t a clue why, but that’s what I scrawled on some semi-clean toilet paper when I staggered home that night. And of course, the On On On was at the Lodge. They love us there.
On On