New Years of Shame 2012<br>
Jan 2nd 2012<br><br>
 
Location: Some shit playground in Situate. Who knows!<br><br>
 
Hare: Bareback Buttplug<br><br>
 
Present: Shemail Man, Dr Who, Wipos, Basket, Async, Friar Fuck & Bitch, Wee Balls, Fuwangii, The Butler hit it A.K.A Just Pat, Rust and his two visitors from New Port. Who Knows the rest!
 
<br><br>Hash it: Shemaile man (receiving the Hash it due to his sexual preference. Who knows what it is!)
 
<br><br>Break down:
 
13:30 Hashers start to creep up hung over and dehydrated.<br>
14:00 Hash starts! basket is not to be seen! A relief to all.<br>
14:05 Friar Fuck & Bitch once again get lost immediately.<br>
14:10 Front Runners arrive at Beer Stop, about 1/4 mile in (No Shigy thus far).<br>
14:11 Basket comes out of the closet.<br>
14:12 Rest of Hashers show up, that is accept Friar Fuck & Bitch who is currently lost in the woods.<br>
14:15 Piss pore chorus performance performed by Hash.<br>
14:17 Multiple Beers drank. (shitty beer choice, a common trait with the younger hares from southern mass, you know who u are).<br>
14:18 Friar Fuck & Bitch wonder around aimlessly alone in the woods.<br>
14:20 Hare informs hash that he had too much anal pain to set an out trail.<br>
14:21 Hashers run back same trail 1/4 mile to cars.<br>
14:22 Friar Fuck Realizes he has a jar of peanut butter in his fanny pack.<br>
14:31 Hashers circle up close to the cars hidden behind an out house.<br>
14:35 Friar Fuck & Bitch limp out of the woods with a smile from ear to ear to join the Circle.<br>
14:40 Hare Admits defeat and receives a -669,000 to the 69th power.<br>
14:41 Rust pulls a bottle of bubbly out of his shorts.<br>
14:42 Bubbly is enjoyed and empty in seconds.<br>
14:43 Blacked out for about 15 min!<br>
14:58 Wake up at Bentley's Tavern!<br>
15:00 Beers and Food are enjoyed by all!  THE END!<br><br>
 
ON ON<br><br>
 
Hope you enjoy this Basket, If not print it out on hard stock and stick it up your ass!<br><br>
 
On On,<br>
 
Shemale Man