RUn #1362
Hare: Donkey Punch
Location: Big River
Weather: Perfect
Rating: +0
Present & Accounted for: Dr. Who, WIPOS, Oozing, Shemailman, Basket, Assquack, Crabby Shag, DOB, Harry Krishna, Rusty, Donkey Punch/2 Polar Bears Fucking in the snow, Pubic Housing/Shits'n'eats it, Crouching Tiger/Dr. Jones, Amish, Bondo, Fuwangii, Flounder Pounder, Pocket Pussy, Pat My Retard, Dog Meat, Weiner Roast, Dingelberry
Backslider: Dog Meat, Pat My Retard
Last Timer: Flounder Pounder
Write Up:
There once was a hash in Big River that would make all your 'stach hairs a-quiver the weather was fine we all got in line
to play WHO's mustache was bigger.
We started off quick and with ease
We thought this run might be a breeze!
but the hares were so cunning
and kept us all running
following flour in search of a B
The hash finally made it to the beer
and thought we were all in the clear
but the jig was up
there wasn't even a cup
so we had to share (which was totally queer)
In the end we had a good day
as the mustaches came out to play
but Crabby's 'stash was the best
because she had it on her chest
And so ended the stash hash, Ole!