Forget what I said before.....Run of the Year Hash
Run #1524, June 15, 2015
Location: The A to B Branch River Hash, Mapleville, RI
Weather: Cool Rain A Fallin'
Present: Dr. WHO, Glutenless Maximus, WIPOS, Fecal Veneer, Sleepin' Booty, Crotch Tiger, Pussy Galore, Just Heidi, OOzing, Retard, and special guests: Buddy, Just Big Shit and Dog Meat
It was damp, misty day with temperature around 69 degrees. Everyone knew they were f-ucked when we were instructed to put our dry clothes in Bondo's truck.
Trail was marked with plenty of poison ivy with an occasional flour mark. As the pack wondered through the forest of Burrillville, doing several river crossings, a 5.6 slippery rock climb and a beer spot with Bondo's IPA.
The Hare cleverly had a Turkey/Eagle Split at the river, which was designed for deception. Never follow Basket.
It was a good crowd at the Circle back at Snake Hill Road, with many unseen faces from long ago and with a roaring fire where the pool use to be.
WIPOS was falsely accused of knocking himself out while walking into a tree limb, but was saved by Dog Meat as she sang her personal rendition of "When I was a Little Girl." The Hashit is now located in Bondo's truck.
The Hash celebrated an Italian Feast with meatballs, sausages, pesto pasta and bread. Tops with a homemade sour cream coffeecake.
All in all, a good time where everyone got wet and there where no MIA's.