Dead Poets Hash-Percy B Shelly 261st Anal-Versary Hash
Run # 1531 North Beach Pond, Connecticut, closer to Georgia than Rhody
Hares: Donkey Punch aka 2PBFITS & Pubic Housing
Present: Basket BoomBoom; Dr WHO; WIPOS; Rusty da Clown; Hairy Krishna; Oozing syph dicktafon; O’Bone-Her; Sleeping Booty; Glutenless Maximus;
Visitors: Banana Licker from nearby Atlanta GA kennel;
Weather: mid 80s, sunny, humidity 60s, suspiciously like the Atlanta forecast.
Another Donkey&Pubic special. The hares warned us of the distance to travel, briars, poison ivy, and the ball-busting trail. Many heeded to their warning. The aforementioned hapless did not.
What have we learned? In tribute to the late “Late Night Show with Letterman”, we have:
TOP 10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO A DONKEY/PUBIC RUN:
1. Often so far to drive, e.g. this week Atlanta GA
2. Being so far, Crabby, PG, LB, Crotchy will NOT show up
3. Promise of long trail gives hashers opportunity to short-cut, but end up running twice the trail. Ask DR WHO.
4. Basket, WHO, Oozing will always show-up.
5.Much poison ivy and briars as promised. Ask Glutenless.
6. Need to brush up on your poetry.
7. Promises of domestic shite left-over beer e.g. Schlitz
9. Eagle & Turkey trail NOT marked when FRBs get there.
10. Donkey will definitely be there.
TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO A DONKEY/PUBIC RUN:
1. So close to Other kennels, socialize with visitors e.g. Atlanta hash.
2. Being so far, light weights will not show-up. You know WHOm you are P.O.P., Foecal Veneer, ArseQuack, Async, Amish etc.
3. Promise of long run gives opportunity to short-cut. Ask WIPOS.
4. Basket, WHO, Oozing will always show up.
5. Much briars. Ask Dr WHO.
6. Read/finish Finnegans Wake, whilst on trail.
7. Promise of left-over domestic beer e.g. Harpoon & Dogfish IPA.
8. Shiggy(nice after long hot run)
9. Not marking eagle/turkey split sends half the hash each way.
10. Pubic Housing will definitely be there!
Overall, a good trail in virgin(for RIH3)territory in serene, remote, rocky, wooded forest un-visited by humankind since Bondo’s baptism. Speaking of which, a failed attempt to baptize poor Oozy was thwarted.
Hashit to Oozing. For no particular reason at all.