Run #1607: RIH3 Merry Effin Christmas<br/>
Date: 12/28/16 at 6:30 p.m.<br/>
Location: Lincoln wood’s (enough pavement to be Lincoln Park)<br/><br/>
Hare: O-Boner (Substituting an equally shitty Ozzing)
Hashers that cummed: Wipos, O-Bondo, Wee Balls, Who!, But Plug, Shemale-man, Basket, Beaners (Glutenless, Under Whore, Black Cock Down, Bring Out The Gimp, & Mr. Bean, & unfortunately Butler)<br/>
Hashit: Shemale-Man<br/><br/>


You know Whipos and Bondo and Wee Balls and Who<br/>
A few Beaners and But Plug and Shemale and Basket<br/><br/>


<br/>But do you recall<br/>
The Saddest Hasher of all?<br/>
O-Boner the Harriet Hasher (Hasher) <br/>
Had a very shinny Box (Like a head lamp) <br/>
And if you ever saw it (Saw it) <br/>
You would even say it glows (Like Stripper pole)<br/><br/>


<br/>All of the other Hashers (Hashers)<br/>
Used to laugh and call her names (Like Douche Bag)<br/>
They never let poor O-Bowner (O-Boner)<br/>
Join in any Sexual games (Like a Gang Bang)<br/><br/>


<br/>Then one foggy Christmas Hash<br/>
Oozing came to say (Hoe, Hoe, Hoe)<br/>
"O-Boner, with your box so bright<br/>
Won’t you Hare my trail tonight?"<br/><br/>

<br/>Then how the Hashers loved her (hated Her)<br/>
As they shouted out with glee (Fuck Me!)<br/>
"O-Boner the Harriet Hasher (Hasher)<br/>
You'll go down in history" (Like Fuck)<br/>
You’ll…Go… Down… in… His… tor… ry… Like Fuck!<br/>