The PG and Mystery Hare Hash<br/>
Run # 1887 04/25/22<br/>
Where: Snake Den Park, Johnston<br/>
Hashers: Rusty, Dr WHO, Just Pat, Cracker JackOff, DonkeyPunch, Pubic Housing, Oozing, WIPOS and Just the Tip<br/>
Hares: PussyGalore and the not-so-mystery Hare Basket BoomBoom<br/><br/>

The pack congregated at the parking lot and were challenged with limited spots as there were civvies out walking their pooches. The hare, PG, eventually arrived in her space-ship silent car, from ostensibly setting the B.<br/><br/>
She apologized for lack of whiskey, as well as her choice of co-hare.<br/><br/>
After given instructions, the pack set off on trail heading north and parallel to Brown Av, with Donkey leading the pack.
JTT ran east, and was not heard from until the beer check. Rusty ran after him in vain as he was alas too fast even for our fleet of foot irishman. Though Donkey was not heard braying "ONON", nevertheless, most of the pack followed him on true trail, to another check. WIPOS decided he would continue on trail skirting Brown Ave, and was also not heard from until the BC.<br/><br/>
Another check, this time bushwacking northwards then east, circle-jerking back to trail where Rusty was seen after he gave up on JTT and short-cutted to trail. Donkey led the pack, followed by Rusty, the hares and Pubic, with Dr WHO, Just Pat and yours truly completing the pack. With his amazing 20/20 vision, it was at this point that Oozing spotted a felled "deer" in the woods, and went to investigate. It turned out to be a dummy white-bottomed deer-rump, that hunters had used for target practice. Oozing decided to carry the bullet ridden hindleg for the rest of the trail, thinking it would make for a fine hashit.
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Trail continued through shiggy and mud. Donkey was turned away from a falsie, and Rusty now led pack. WIPOS was once again seen emerging at this point. The trail went over the precipice of the famed Snake Den hills/rocks, down trail, and to a "BSN".  The hare explained that this was not a free nursing-degree she was handing out, but rather a "beer somewhat near" sign. Trail bushwacked up a hill, and to another precipice, where Just The TIP and Rusty got the two Captains Daughters as they were FRB's, and the rest of the pack joined.<br/><br/>
Beer and snacks consumed, songs sung and much rejoicing and laughter, as well as crying on JTT's part for being misled for most of the trail.<br/><br/>
Although PG had set trail out, WIPOS, with his nose for shortcuts, led the pack out and back to the cars on the shortest route possible.<br/><br/>
Circle was in the woods. A civvy walking her doG gave us the eye and avoided us, and must've gasped in horror as she saw the one-legged deer hump also standing erect in the circle, with Basket using it as a beer table.<br/><br/>
Positive ratings for good trail, well-marked, losing JTT, fabulous beer check; negatives for re-finding JTT, not losing WIPOS and choice of co-hare. A grand numerical total of negative zero!!<br/><br/>
Down-downs for the hares, backsliders Donkey and PH.<br/><br/>
Hashit inexplicably went to Oozing for carrying the faux deer-hump. Little did the pack know that he planned to decorate this sad piece of wood into a wearable and unique hashit!!<br/><br/>
He entertained the pack with the song "12 days of Ramadan", and they all vowed to fast until Eid, coinciding with next weeks trail!<br/>
OnOn was at Thirsty BeAVer.<br/>
A good time had by all!<br/>

OnOn!