Run #1898<br/>
Hairy's Revenge Hash<br/>
Date: July 11, 2022 A date that will live in infamy for Donkey Punch<br/>
Hare: Hairy Kirshna<br/>
Hashers were A Sausage Fest including: OOzing, Donkey Punch, WHO, WIPOS, Basket, Ruste(y), Cracker Jackoff, Just Pat, Fecal Veneer, Fecal's Dopplebanger Just David with the fancy car, a friend of the Hare's co-worker twice removed Just Cliff from Cheers, Just the Tip, Mr. Bean and I think there were more but I'll make admendments later.<br/>
Did you notice there were no bimbos. O'Bone'r did, but chose to take up better options for a Hairy Hash. They may have tits, but they're not stupid.<br/><br/>


I loved the hasshit so much that what could I do but bring her back in my orbit! It's unfortunate that the red flag laws haven't passed yet as this one had all of them:<br/> <br/> 

Trail will be long and trail will be wet, you probably will have to swim.
There will be loads of bugs (plucked 57 ticks off of Skipper this morning after scouting) It’s also an ankle breaker. Not sold yet? Oh it’s also A to B, circle to cars is about 3/4 mile.<br/><br/>

On-after at either the Tavern in the Square or the Gavel Public House.(editors note: Had the Hare checked, both kitchens closed before the Hash ended)<br/><br/>

I arrived at 18:11 to a crew of hashers and no hare. I assembled my protective gear and thirstily (no prelube provided) we awaited any sort of info. At 6:28 the hare slinks over the hill from the warner trail and tells us how awful trail is. "6.69+" mi for true trailers. Inquiries abounded but it being 6:30 your future-hash-shit got the f out of dodge and went over the berm. And found chalk talk?!?!<br/><br/>



Trail went directly down the shitty nasty asphalt/broken asphalt/gravel for the better part of a mile. Nasty. We eventually got down to the power lines and some better trails - albeit worse marks. Basket kicked a check on the basis of zero knowledge - and was wrong.<br/><br/>

Trail made it into familiar trail for your now-hash-shit and it was easier to see the improvements even if not the marks. Trying to solve one of them resulted in hashers c*ming back towards us with a Donkey with a torn ACL - thus fulfilling the middle prophesy. Hash shit could have been given to someone who was there and has first hand knowledge but your hash-shitter was not there and will not speculate. There is some hearsay that Oozing both flagged down the cops and tried to run away from them. Both of those seem reasonable to me. Also hearsay that Donkey refused 'medical attention' (from a cop?) and drove home. So it's good that he left the shooting target hashshit in rusty's trrunk (not a euphemism...?).<br/><br/>

Alas, most of pack got involved with that shitshow and weren't on trail. WHO, myself, and [basket remind me the just's name] seem to be the only ones to attempt the juggernaut. Props to the hare for what we hear was island hopping but, having laid a TERRIBLE trail by accident through that corridor I knew I wanted none of it and took the land route. As WHO showed us in Rated R bloody horror, this was not necessarily the easier route.<br/><br/>

Nonetheless your hash-shit got to the beer 10-15 min before anyone else (bragging) and sharing location to try and lure some of the all-male pack to beer. There was no Capt Daughter.(bragging and complaining, you just can't please some people.)<br/><br/>

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We collected all except for WIPOS and then went back over the out trail (guided-pack in-trail and my old in-trail) to the 'B'. I didn't hear anyone recording over 4 mi or getting wet so the hares early prophseys were unfulfilled. Of particular note - it seems the hare was the only one to island hop (twice).

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Ruste substituted for the Damaged Donkey under the interstate and we had a circle with the lowest quality singing of recent memory. No meter, no verse remembrance, no Capt Daughter. It's unfortunate that the RIH3 misman isn't with the times (small data caps for emaiils) but hopefully they will fix these links to inlines.

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Somehow Ruste was able to pawn this crap off on me, although I wasn't terribly objectionable as I'm hare next week and thus it will hopefully make an appearance. But it may go on journeys first and may have such a great time it doesn't want to return to the all-male-rih3.

We tried to got to TITS but kitchen was closed. We managed to secure a good time and meal at the Chieftain but note that they don't allow tank tops and asparagus may be carrots.Nonetheless, the last prophesy was not fulfilled and the hare was left with precious little for his efforts.

It's not clear why I got hash-shit over Ruste who had the hash-shit in his trunk already but I'll make sure to return the favor by re-running this all with better marks and more island hopping.

On-On!

JP aka BTTLR aka CS