Hash: The BDSM Hash
Hare: Oozing
Run # 1952<br/>
Date: July 24, 2023<br/>
Hashers: Dr WHO; Pubic Housing; WIPOS; Rusty; Cracker Jack-Off; Lil Bear; Just Christine; PG and Livia; Period Shit<br/>
Visitors; Either Way; LIRF (Chicago)<br/>
Virgin: Just Jen<br/>
Hashit: Cracker Jackoff<br/><br/>

The Run:  Well, Oozing had a lot riding on this trail this evening. After a string of mediocre and forgettable trails, his last two have been anything but. Both virgin trails, lovely shiggy and brilliant trails, he now promised the last of his trilogy of virgin trails.
Well, as trilogies go, this was indeed the third, and a TURD.
It was barely virgin, as YOURS TRULY ran into the lovely Oboner here WHO was daintily laying her trail for a Monday. I forget, but I may also have set trail here. Knowing this, Basket wanted no part to play and kept driving south to PA and subsequently would miss his first trail in a decade.<br/>
Even Just Pat wouldn't fall for it and stayed home.<br/>
But despite warnings of limited parking, hashers came in droves with TREE visitors and a virgin!<br/><br/>

Alas, as TRILOGIES go, the third was the worst. Just like Rocky III (Clubber WHO??), Godfather III (c'mon Sofia, stick to directing), Star Wars 3 (Ewok ewww), Back To The Future 3(should've stayed in the past), Fast and Furious 3(ok ok they were ALL terrible) and Bill and Ted's Adventures 3 (listen, I know it hasn't come out yet, but judging by the first two, it will be terrible)……well you get the idea!
But like some trilogies (LOTR, Spider-Man, The Dark Knight Rises, The Good, Bad and Ugly) THIS had some high points.
Brilliant whiskey check.<br/>
Loops of trail, fooling everyone to avoid the power lines, dam crossing and virgin beer check. Little Livvy absolutely loved it.
The virgin vowed to return.<br/>
Hashit went to yours truly for heeding his doctors advise to check out the hash after running into Oboner.<br/>
The ONIN was well researched by the hare-kitchen open til 12am, 35 cent wings and decent draft beer for $6<br/><br/>

ONON<br/>
Cracker JO<br/>