Bondo Sets a Circle Jerker

Run # 555 January 20, 1997

Hare: Bondo Jovi

by Snot

The venue was the Lodge just off Breakneck Hill Road and attendees were Bondo (hare), Jake, Basket, Plume (speel check), Async, Sajid (with cellnet), Rusty, Deep Throat and yours truly. The run set off after our customary photograph into the woods after we had been told that at least 20 Lb.’s of flour had been dropped, we assume Bondo meant on the road somewhere between his house and the trail, as we all had problems seeing the trail at some stages. The evening air was cold at around freezing point, with Deep Throat quick to tell us she was out of shape and needed some help, Bondo was only too glad to oblige and offered to put some shape into her. They quickly disappeared and were not seen again until the beer stop which was at the end of the trail. This run had good qualities for a summer run, up and down round and round with checks well placed, but someone should have told Bondo it was winter. All the ingredients of a good run and no doubt took a while to set, but some of we runners mentioning no names except Basket were whining and others amongst us suggesting the run was boring. After a good fifty or so minutes of up hill and down dale with so many circles many of us very nearly disappearing up our own backsides, we arrived at the beer check to find Deep Throat panting and Bondo smiling. Beer all round with a short distance to get back to the start. Circle up with a wide range of comments for the run, Rusty complaining it was too flat and straight with the final outcome being that the run was unrateable due to lack of flour! Sajid was desperate to get rid of the hashshit which Basket finally ended up with after doing a few down downs for whining and other atrocities. The on-on was in the lodge where the food was plentiful and the barmaid was a Brit. Bondo was in a dilemma as Jake had taken the car keys and locked all the doors of Bondo’s vehicle to display his disappointment at such a poor run, finally Bondo had to concede and call his other half down with a spare key. Good time had by all.

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Snot (37th Run in RI)

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