Little Neck Christens Central RIH3HQ
Run # 558 February 10, 1997
Hare: Little Neck
Hashit:: Beyond Hope
by Snot
With Little Neck moving into his new pad in the area of Lincoln it was a great excuse to get aquatinted with some new territory, just to put the record straight we cannot call Lincoln the Southern HQ as East Greenwich is certainly more southern than Lincoln, never the less this spot is worthy of some distinctive name, hence central HQ it will be. Attendees on this cold evening (30 degrees F) were Little Neck (Hare), Basket Boom Boom (current world record Hashshit holder), Async, Beyond Hope, Oozing Syphilitic Dick the Phone (Sajid), Short Peck, The Do and yours truly.
The off was duly set at 6.30pm after the formal photographs were taken with the trusty Polaroid. First a quick circle jerk before we got into a sort of trot, your scribe sporting a soccer injury fell behind, and on his behind on a number of occasions, one thing which was not short was flour, perhaps the best marked trail of the year. A couple of checks took us eventually around a school area before heading into trail and frozen shiggy which most of us skated across, except Hopeless who preferred a one mile detour to avoid his feet getting wet. Shiggy has been absent for some weeks until this run where frozen shiggy was the order of the day, in between climbing under fences. I was assuming the Snot was at the rear, unbeknown to me Basket had taken off carving his own trail. At one point I lost trail but took a short cut down the side of the highway after coming across a couple of falsies. fortunately I later managed to locate the trail and that wonderful “B” sign to find the pack near an open fire sucking grog.
Songs were sung in the hope the deaf old git would hear us, but we realize now he is deaf. (Too much wanking as a boy), with Basket still missing we decided to leave the silly old sod to his own devices after he was a no show at the beer stop. The trail home was by the side of the river, all back except Basket, until after a while we heard the Bugle from a fart, no I meant afar. The circle was formed with virtually every body getting a down down, with the Hashshit flying around like a bad smell before the final award going to Beyond Hope, who duly deserved the tribute. This was also an occasion for the naming of Sajid’s handle which started off as “Dick the Phone”. Sajid being a shrink of sorts was not happy with this and whilst eating fine grub made by Little Neck he commented it should be changed, the group agreed and he was given the much better handle of “Oozing Syphilitic Dick The Phone” for editorial purposes we will use Oozing Syph for short, to which our latest new member has been christened, we all think its a well suited name as in Pakistani it means “Remember at any initial christening not to put foot in mouth”. A few more beers and songs sung before we finally departed. Basket finally got his just deserts for pissing on peoples cars, as his handle and locks were frozen over with piss from an unknown source much to the amusement of your scribe. On-On
Snot (40th Run in RI)