The Shortest Run of the Decade
Run # 567 April 21, 1997
Hare: Itchy Bro
Hashit:: Oozing
by Snot
This was by far the shortest run in RIH3 history, where you could see the beginning from the end and your new GM, Scribe, Hon Sec and any other job you want me to do took command of the situation. Attendees on this fine evening included Itchy Bro (Hare),Gobble Gobble, Async, Dog Fart, Oozing, Basket, Hopeless and yours truly. The venue was in North Attleboro on this nice evening in what is known as WW1 Memorial Park, the only items worthy of mention were the two peacocks and the prick that set this incredible short run. A high point was when your scribe led the pack for all of two minutes with Basket trying to sodermise the new GM, maybe it was not two minutes as it was about this time we hit the beer check, with everybody still not even reaching for breath or reaching! At first it was considered a false mark with everybody scattering to find the trail, but it was in fact the beer stop, had everybody taken a short cut? Beer consumed a few songs we all set off thinking this was going to be a long on in, but we were all back inside 40 minutes which included a 10 minute beer stop.
Async again got lost, his eyes really do need a check! although he had the best workout of the evening. Lime was used in copious amounts and although enough was laid for a marathon a minithon was all it was. We were a little short on Grog and for spilling some on a down down Oozing was awarded the Hashshit. Marks for the run matched the course-small. Itchy Bro in his defense was told by Basket to set the trail for the mentally disabled. The on-on was a local drinking establishment which served good food and grog, good time was had by all, good job Itchy Bro especially as I did not come in last just for once.
On-On
Snot (45th Run in RI)