Run # 597 November 10, 1998
Hare: Basket Boom Boom
by: Basket
Boom Boom
Pack: Basket, Async, Oozing, Shine On, Bondo, Jake, Hopeless
The Start:
AAA Office Parking Lot, Warwick
The Hare, Basket Boom Boom, started this hash from the AAA office parking lot on Rte 117 Warwick. The assembling hashers included Bondo, Jake, Async, Oozing, and late arriving Shine On. Directions were given and the pack was on trail. Crossing Commonwealth Ave., the pack followed flour up the steps to the church, through the parking lot, and onto the power lines. A check fooled everyone, including the hare, and true trail was finally found by Bondo. After checking out the Indian Totem Pole, the trail led onto street and back into the power lines before reaching Rte 2.
A couple of shiggy areas led Hopeless, followed by Shine On, off trail looking for dry ground. The briars were too much, and both had to settle for shiggy tracking. Oozing and Async found trail on the other side of Rte 2, but failed to find the False Trail marking. They continued on a falsie for such a long time, that the hare had to go out a save their asses. Back on trail again, the splintered pack made its way to the beer stop.
The ingenious hare laid flour into a corn field, and beer was found deep within. Feeling like the Children of the Corn, we enjoyed Pete’s Wicked and a couple of songs, under a bright sky. Bondo, in his ever-impatient state, after finishing his beer, started off looking for trail. We all finished our beers and joined him. The trail led deeper into the corn field, and eventually out to a condominium development. The pack was confused as we approached a small pond, but eventually found flour going out to the middle of the pond on a series of bridges, and out the opposite bank. It was here the most desperate of the pack struck out against the hare, and dragged him into the pond by Hopeless. It was no small fete, and was only accomplished with the help of Bondo. Wet and cold, the hare lost his opportunity to return the favor, but another opportunity will present itself on another hash.
Back at the parking area, a circle was formed in the adjoining woods,
where the hare received his deserved Down-down. Beyond
Hope received the Hashit for his despicable act, and others for
less memorable offenses. The pack then traveled to the Sport Page
pub, for grub and Bass Ale. Our waitress, a healthy girl, spotted
the likes of us, and new she was in for a treat. First question,
“What is the most beautiful thing in the world?” “A vagina,
of course”, she answered. Smart girl, and she wasn’t even gay.
Said she liked fucking too much, but she spotted us as that kind of people.
You just got to love the hash.