Run # 615 March 16, 1998
Hare: Basket Boom Boom
by: Basket
Boom Boom
Pack: Basket, Async, Oozing, Dave and Bondo Jovi
The Start:
Primrose Fire Station, North Smithfield
Primrose Fire Station, North Smithfield was the choice for tonight’s
hash. By the time Basket arrive from
setting the beer stop, hounds Bondo, Jake
and Async were scouting out flour, while Dave
and Oozing were trying to keep warm by pacing
the rear lot looking for a free beer. Basket
gave all a shot of Irish Whiskey to warm the cockles then pointed out the
start. Amid Bondo’s cry’s of “I knew we were
going up to the Woonsocket Hill Tower, we crossed Rte 5 into a new bird
sanctuary. Moments later, tail between his legs, Bondo
replies, “Oh, I guess we are going into a new area.”
Shiggy wasn’t readily available at the start, but in time all things
would cum. Following trail, the hounds made their way over hill and
dale, and eventually found flour leading to the power lines. It was
at this point, Bondo falling far behind, left
the pack and went straight uphill on the power lines looking for beer at
the top. The rest of the pack followed trail into a swamp, now slightly
firming up in the frozen night air, and out again onto dry land for only
a short time. Back into another swamp soon after left no feet dry
or warm. Oozing didn’t mind, as his
sprained ankle, numbed by the frozen water, felt much better.
Async in the lead kept calling back to
the hare many terms of affection, as he fell knee deep in frozen muck.
The trail led through a back yard, crossing Rte 5 again, and straight
uphill. Eventually winding our way to the tower. Bondo
was right, but nowhere in sight. Basket by
this time had recovered the beer bag cleverly hidden along the trail, and
followed the pack back downhill to the waiting Beer Stop. Bondo
had short cut to the beer stop, but couldn’t enjoy his success, because
the beer hadn’t arrived yet. We found him searching in every scrub
brush and behind every rock. When the bag was finally opened curses
of “Fuck You Asshole” were repeated towards the hare.
On In was downhill straight to the Fire Station, and a circle would
be formed at Basket’s house. Down Downs
were given to the hare (Basket), shortcutter
(Bondo), hashit (Oozing),
Asshole T.F.N. (newly named Dave), last weeks
homophobic (Async), and then additional DD’s
for assorted offenses, real or imagined. Then we enjoyed a great
Corned Beef and Cabbage Irish dinner…farts enough for everyone.