The Pakistani Pumpkin Hash
 

Run # 649 November 2, 1998

Hare:   Ooozing Syphillitic Dick-ta-Phone

Write-up by:  Hurling

The Start:   Arcadia Management Area
 

The hash congregated at the glowing pumpkin on the side of the road along
the Acadia Park mismanagement area.  OOzing was the Hare.  If you didnt go
exactly 6.2 miles and see a pumpkin, you were hosed.  Several of the 9
hashers who attended drove by the start in the pitch black of night and had
to turn around.  Seems Oozing was not quite capable of buying a candle large
enough to make the dang pumpkin glow.  Cheap Licker apparently never made it
because she drove the 6.2 miles from the intersection and the pumpkin was no
longer lit.  Thats the last time she follows directions from Basket she
said.

   We set off on trail, attendees including EB Ripta, Hurling, Nippy,
Basket, Tinker, Async, Bondo Jovi, and Wipeus.  It was pretty damn dark and
equally as cold.  Make sure you purchase the energizer batteries before
heading out, if your flashlight dies your screwed.  On and On the trail went
with Oozing prodding us along the way, nothing like running a trail with a
damn Pakistani terrorist showing you where to run in the middle of the night
with a flashlight.  We had a nice beer stop on a huge rock overhanging the
flowing water below.  The full moon was quite nice as was the beer and song
that ensued.  Oozing sent us back on trail as he got tired of the incessant
whining by BondoEB Ripta complained about the cold weather, Bondo didnt
like the beer, and the rest of us didnt know the fucking lyrics to the songs
that Basket kept singing.  We followed trail about another 20 miles to the
end back at the original checkpoint by the cars.  We sang a musical review
relating mainly to women and the degradation thereof.  Hurling was called
into the circle to drink for being a wisitor.  He mumbled some excuse about
the Monday Night Football game being so lame that he decided to actually
hash with a bunch of wankers from our RI counterparts.  Nippy felt the same
way, or he would have been at the bar drinking beer and counting his fantasy
football points.  Tinker colored his beard and was the only wanker to half
attempt a halloween costume, course he does that all by himself anyhow.
Bondo continued to whine as we did the 10 words or less on the run circle.
Everyone seemed to agree that OOzing should stick to his day job, course the
wankers from Rhode Island love to whine about every trail ever set.  After a
few down downs and the presentation of the toilet seat hashit to Basket...
we ambled down the road to a local pub and drank and ate and carried on.

on on
hurl

 

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