Run # 778 April 9, 2001

Hare:   Dr Who Slasher

Scribe:  Oozing

The Start:   Pawtucket

The Weather: 65 degrees F, partly cloudy

Present:    Async, WIPOS, Bondo, Shine-on, Oozing, PW 

Virgins: Just Jeff 

Visitors: Stuff Me and Bag O'Porn(BH3)

Late-cummers: Basket and Short Peck.

The run started behind a ball park in dismal Pawtucket. The hare knew this and so expected a small turn out and so he bribed various family members with a free colonoscopy if they came to the run, and no-one told Stuff Me that this wasn't just any probing in any orifice otherwise she wouldn't have come! 

Yours truly arrived late but soon heard the pack in the woods and short-cutted to the lead and into shiggy. Cursing the hare was the wrong thing to do as everyone managed to skip this nasty part of the trail, but were they in for a surprise! The trail led west than S/W and west again (yeah right!) and onto road and a check that took trail across the water on the other side of the bike path and into woods, onto road and north back into the woods and into familiar territory and soon onto the rail road tracks. Here a large snapper was encountered and as Shine On approached it, it smelt something fishy and started snapping. This turned Shine On on and after what seemed an eternity she came and the run continued down the tracks, out left thru woods out by a ball park and behind and into woods again. 

With Async in lead, a nasty swamp was encountered where the hare chose his beer-check, so no-one would steal it! Good beer was had and an attempt at singing with Basket missing and the pack made it back towards the start going thru streets and back into the woods and to the car where Steptoe and son, I mean Basket and son were waiting. 

Circle up in the woods, with down-downs to the hare, visitors and virgin, with the hashit going to Dr WHO for wearing a competitive running shirt so the police wouldn't notice and having a conscience! On On at a crappy bar down the road where they welcomed our singing, except the bartender who was Scottish and didn't take too well to our version of  Scotland the Brave...maybe he was sensitive to all the foot-in-mouth disease going around! Good time had by all!

On On!

Oozing