Run # 780 April 23, 2001

Hare:   WIPOS

Scribe:  OOZing

The Start:   The Curran fishing area in western Cranston.

The Weather:  65, partly cloudy

Present:    Present: Async, Basket BB, Dr WHO Slasher, Tinker, Altar ED, Shine ON and yours truly the scribe. Virgin:Just Chris.

We all knew this was going to special when Basket was present 15 minutes ahead of time! The dogs were conspicuously absent, and oh Bondo too although no-one seemed to miss HIM.  Dr WHO was accosted by some out-of-towners who were inquiring about camping in this lovely (although soon to become godforsaken) place. And we thought the hash invited some weirdoes!

Anyway,  the hare set us off after explaining d'erections to the virgin. Once again the hare was dressed for a Himalayan expedition (Although the plentiful briars soon provided another explanation). The pack set off towards the lake and maneuvered a check around the lake and soon into the woods and into shiggy! The true trail now meandered around the woods, across a field back north and around the lake then after another check out east into the woods and blah, blah, blah, more woods, road, stinkin' shiggy under powerlines and east/west/north in the woods. This was one fucking long trail! 

We soon entered West Virginia to note that the pack was split into four: the leaders Async, Dr WHO and yours truly; Altar ED and the virgin; the walker Tinker and the rest! In this fashion we came upon WIPOS and the BC.

 After 2 beers,  the leaders took off as it was getting dark! Leaving the hare, the navy men, the doc and tinker, with Basket and Shine ON neither heard nor seen, Async and Ooze set off into the blazing red sunset under the power lines, back across the two lovely collections of shiggy and back westwards towards the start, onto the road and back at the start.  Here we encountered Basket and Shine engaged in, er...talk! We waited for the others to show up, then circled in the cool lake that proved soothing for the wounds.  Down downs to the hare, the virgin and hashit for Shine On for enticing a local to give her a "ride" in his pink Cadillac! ON ON to the 99, after the hare announced a different bar to send Oozing the wrong way!  Doesn't the wanker know the run ends after the circle? A hashit offence maybe?

ONON.

Oozing