Run # 782 May 7, 2001

Hare:   Bondo and mermaids

Scribe:  Oozing

Where:   Blackstone River

The Weather:  60's, clear, dry

Present:    Async, Slasher Dr WHO, Basket BB, Short Peck, virgin Just Jay, visitors(? Nittney Valley) Horny Duck and BETH(bitcy and emotional towards hashers); returnees Flaming Arsehole and ?HitN'Run and your scribe Oozing SD.

The Run: WHAT RUN? This was a sorry excuse for being downright lazy! The only effort Bondo put into this one was the beer and hot chilli! And Boy was it good! You'll hear no complaints from this one!

Anyway, we all gathered at the River Island Park in Woonsocket well before 630pm, but by the time everyone got their canoes/kayaks and their sorry arses into the water it was 7pm! With lack of any form of d'erctions etc, the pack set forth in the one logical direction: Downstream! Apart from a near mishap with the canoe with Oozing and Jay in it (worthy of mention as they had all the beer), we sailed over rocks, shallow water and rapids and debris/shit and down the river soon into country. We all now know where the city dumps its crap-altho just to check Async insisted on turning in his kayak and tasting the water that he confirmed tasted only slightly better than Bubweiser! Beer was soon consumed before embarking for over another hour into what seemed like Canada! 

Songs were sung. Before dark (and just before freezing my bollocks), Bondo's horn was heard and we disembarked in Manville/ Lincoln. Rides back to cars and ONON to Bondo's just about as the missus (Just BigShit) arrived. Circle in the garage. High marks for having three bimbos but no Shine On, down downs to the hare, virgin and visitors and backsliders and hashit to Basket (which he went on to desecrate by burning). Great beer and food followed. Good time had by all and not a drop of flour seen all night!

Oozing