Memorial Day Hash 2001

 
Run # 785 May 28, 2001

Hare:   Oozing & Basket

Scribe:  Oozing

Where:   Glendale/B'ville general area

The WeatherLow 70's, cloudy

Present: Bondo, Just Big Shit, Dogmeat, ShortPeck, TrailHoover, JakeBenBaxter, and Pamela Anderson (or her lookalike, lets just call her Yummy II)

The Run: 

and oh what a run! Despite rain in the forecast and looming clouds, the RIH3 braves were juiced up for another fine M'rial run and it helped when Yummy II showed us her tits and let the good dr. examine them to make sure they were real and Bondo (yes he posed as one too!) tells me they were truly real! 

The hares promised running, bike riding, rope slides and canoe riding (6.9 points omitted for no camel rides but Oozing SD is working on it). And we ran into the woods soon coming across wet shiggy and water and rain, and it became difficult to keep eyes on the trail with so many wet bimbos with wet T-shirts running around! 

Soon bikes emerged and due to a shortage each of the brave men gave each woman a ride (and the harriettes commended the long firm posts they sat upon). With more trail soon a stream was cum upon where canoes waited for the pack and off downstream over rapids they went, with the K9s (with the exception of Bondo) having a tough time staying in. The river proved tricky what with the rapids, falls, rain and yes, the still wet T-shirts and soon a couple of them capsized. 

A beer check was cum upon at which point fairies and nymphets emerged forth thru the emerald forest and poured breast milk and beer into the jewel-bedecked pint mugs. A dry sojourn was enjoyed by all 'neath the palm leaves, before the pack set off again in their canoes towards Slatersville Reservoir. The journey back was a Homeric odyssey, not least because of the gusty winds and the buxomly mermaids who tried to stray the pack away from the path. The trail was ingeniously marked with strategically appearing flashes just over the water surface and led back to the docking site. 

 ON ON at Basket's where spicy paki-style bun kebobs were enjoyed and washed down with delicious Trinity beer. The pack could only commend the hares on an outstanding "run of the year" job done with the only negative point being that the run had to end!   And I believe Jake has Yummy II's phone number but he's not barking....

OnOn

Oozing SD.

P.S. the hashit will remain with Bondo.