Run # 788 June 18, 2001

Hare:   Basket

Scribe:  Oozing

Where:   Bristol

The Weather:  Warm, humid

Present: Async; DrWHOSlasher; Tinker; PW; and yours truly Oozing.

PartTimer/visitor :Flushy(Newport H3),

LateCummers: Basket and Baxter.

Virgin: Just Rob (no, not the navy guy)

The Run:

Well, the d'erctions were nearly a-okay 'cept the last half. After passing the park,  which was named different to what the hare told us and U-ing, I found the hare in the park sitting and reading (or at least pretending). When informed that his d'erections will have everyone lost, he exclaimed "Sod them all!"

Now, having asked a virgin to cum, I therefore went outside the park and waited there (also the park gates were to close after dark) and here Flushy drove by and thinking me lost (nothing new) came and chatted. One by one, the wanks showed up and thought me lost, but stopped needless. The virgin appeared as did WIPOS realizing his parking folly and at 630 pm had us run back into the park to the first check, which took the trail back northeast than south and back east out into the sea where the pack soon got their feet wet in the wet marsh and soon unto the BC where Tinker was waiting (no,I did not miss anything, the run was that short as the hare was still reeling from the spleen injury incurred whilst attempting to bugger our old and feeble GM). 

The pack gladly jumped into the sea and enjoyed beer and enraptured the virgin with many a tune...the duration at the BC was twice that spent in the entire run! Beer consumed, the pack headed out towards the cars and met up with Basket who was God knows where the entire run! The circle up was on the other side of 114 amongst poison ivy and down downs to the hare, the virgin and the hashit (Basket) for committing sins too terrible to mention. ON IN was at the head of the bike path (whats a WIPOS run without the bike path?) where the pack was met by Flushy, Mrs.WIPOS and the lovely hostess who persisted despite bad behaviour from yours truly! A good time had by all...ONON.

On On,

  Oozing