Basket Flashes North Kingstown Police

 Run # 797 August 13, 2001

Hare:   WIPOS

Scribe: Oozing

Where:  Wickford:off 402

The Weather:  100% humidity, 80 degrees and drizzle

Present:  the hare; Basket, Bondo Jovi, Async, Oozing (yours truly), PW, TinkerBell, DrWHOSlasher, Just Jeremiah (shoot him, he's Bondo's son!), ShortPeck, and returnee Flaming Arsehole. And of course the 4 k9's...

The Run:

Well, the start again was classic WIPOS.  The HHH sign quite visible on the post if you were one of the runners cumming from the opposite d'erection... ahhh WIPOS!

We had already a cop (Jeremiah) but another showed up just as Basket exposed his member to pee on Bondo's van! Good thing it has shrunk beyond recognition that the copper could barely see anything at all!

Well, at 0630pm, the hash was sent back on the h'way towards Rt. 4 and into the park and soon onto trail and a check that took all the hash on the falsies as the trail led back on the h'way back to the start! A clever circle check, the wank! The trail this time wound around the cars and into the woods and around a river and onto a circle, straight thru to another circle  jerk back to a check and northwards onto true trail. Basket by this time was as good as lost, once again!

The hash ran around more trail, including sand dunes and into an opening that led to the BC.  Beer consumed, the pack sans Basket went out onto trail, thru more checks with Async and FlamingA*£Le leading, to a ancient graveyard and the 2nd BC (yipee). Still no sight of Basket, the pack consumed more beer and headed back to the start where Basket, with Baxter and Ben came sauntering along. The circle was in a stinking snapping turtle infested swamp, where the hare did his downdowns as did the hashit( bondo) and an attempt to name Jeremiah led to naught (too many beers!). The ONON was at a bar in Wickford where food and beer was enjoyed by all!  A lengthy discussion about our 800th was also held and it promises to be quite the weekend.  Async and PW skipped the on-on to help console the lovely young wives, girlfriends and significant others left all alone on another Monday night.

ONON.

Oozing