God's Belated 4th July Fireworks Hash

 Run # 799 August 27, 2001

Hare:   Short Peck

Scribe:  Oozing

Where:  Parente's, nr. Bryant College, No. Smithfield

The Weather:  80, thunder and lightning

Present:   Basket BoomBoom; BJovi; DrWHOSlasher; WIPOS; TrailHoover;and yours truly OozingSD 

The Run:

With the threat of a storm brewing, the faithful RIH3 met at Parente's, and with d'erections from the hare, set off down 7North to the first check outside Bryant College.

 The trail led across the road into Fidelity property. If Async was here, he would have had Fleet acquire this co. too! On trail and a couple of more checks and onto the power lines! Here, with all His might the fireworks were leashed upon the hash and if only the hash world had prayed hard enough 2/3rd of the RIH3 could have been fried but with one bolt! But bravely the hash ran on, following Oozing just as the faithful followed Moses at the parting of the water...with the skies alight with loud and mischeivous crackle! 

The trail soon veered away from the lines across a grazing field. Here Basket fell as if struck by lightening, but woke soon to realize the pack kept running towards beer.   Oozing, who had come to check, was only after the horn (since the Newport hash stole his!). Across a road and unto the BC which was under the bridge that gave a brief respite from the storm.

Good beer and bad singing was consumed with unequal eagerness as the K9s wallowed in the stream. Beer consumed, the pack alighted on the other side of the road and across another field and navigated a check to...the cars! 

The circle was behind Parente's where the pack enjoyed the fair smell of the sewer having survived Bondo's farts not 5 mins earlier at the BC. Down downs to the hare, the hashit (BONDO) and DrWHO proclaiming the title of official yuppie of RIH3 in the absence of Async. The  ONON was at Parente's. Having been thrown out of this establishment twice before, the hash was on customary good behaviour with Oozing turning on the accent in a feeble attempt to flirt with the waitress, Trail spitting water, and everyone stealing each other's beer!   Expensive food and good beer was enjoyed by all...

ONON.

Oozing