The d'erections instructed the pack to pass the gate with the lion statues.  LIONS?? The only angle the two bulls would resemble lions if it was pitch dark and you were engaged in K9/69 fellatio with Jake. Ah well, even the GM falls down to earth every now and then!  Locating the start was as it appeared the most challenging part of the run. 

The pack sans Basket was sent into the park with promise of plenty of flour. It was well in the low 30s and dropping as the pack braved the wind and went looking for flour. On deeper into the park amazingly this bunch of half wits negotiated the sparsely marked trail. Soon we were joined by late cummer extraordinaire BasketBB. Async and DrWHO led the pack towards the shore and back into the park and eventually to the BC. Here the pack was entertained by hash songs from a CD player!!  Surely she didn't dislike our collective voices?  No more likely the hare was showing off her new Cd player!  Basket soon joined the pack and beer was consumed and the pack made it back to the start.

The circle commenced and by now freezing rain was upon us.  Down downs to the hare, the hashit Basket (for latecumming and missing the hash the week before to go to Henfield hash) and WIPOS donned his Bondo lookalike mask(eery!). The ONIN was at TINKERS bar...no not that Tinker... otherwise we would have had great Thai food instead of shitty burgers! A minstrel played his merry tune and the hash gleefully joined in!  All in all, a good time had by all...ONON.