Run # 811  November 19, 2001

Hare:  Dr Who

Scribe:  EverReady Special Edition

Where:   Seekonk, MA

The Weather:    Dark, 50's

Present:   Dr WHO Slasher, Enema Bill LAM, ,WIPOS, Misses Enema Bill, Oozing, EverReady, Britany Spears & Norman Bates.

Hashit: Enema Bill LAM

Management: Zoe, Baxter.

The Run:

This run was one of the most imaginative, degrading hashes of the year filled with trail, road, and shiggy.  The night started out with whining and crying because the trail had been set less than 5 miles from Async's and Eveready's homes in Borrington and they had not even made an appearance. Basket was so distraught that he and PW walked out to the golf course to have a moment alone, and when they disappeared and re-appeared out of breath with Basket's'shorts ripped, a re-naming had taken place, guess who is now Misses Enema Bill. 

The night of trail blazing continued through Seekonk, never setting foot into Rhode Island (isn't this the RIH3???), and along the trail Misses Enema Bill, Enema Bill, Baxter and Zoe were seen holding hands and keeping in step with one another.  Oozing even saw them sitting together (the 4 of them) writing poetry alongside the dam......?  We are not sure if it was poetry or of they were writing a note to the police cars that had been following them all evening....Misses Enema Bill was very afraid.

The beer check was so gratefully found by WIPOS alongside the toxic swamp, he had expertly followed the pink flour/chalk trail marks. Zoe was so out of breath from all the action on trail she started drinking the toxic water which was extremely helpful since she led the way back to the on on; her body glowing throughout the night. At the beer check, the hare finally arrived after catching the Harry Potter movie at The Showcase theatre, he then sang one of his best ballads and serenaded Enema Bill & Mrs. Enema Bill.  Oozing and WIPOS looked on through the glowing toxic air and continued to sing alongside with Dr. Who.

At the circle, sniffles were being heard because still no Async or Eveready. Tinker was FRB and WIPOS and Oozing tried to rate the run but because there were no bankers in the crowd, they could not do the math to figure out the correct numbers, so once again the weeping continued.  Oozing started to sing some songs in Pakistani, another ballad, and WIPOS was trying to throw rocks to hit his house, he kept saying we were close to his home.

The night seemed to be a wash, the crying, the whining all the way to the onon when all of a sudden, who do they see walking into the bar, her wrap skirt unwrapping, her smile so bright, but Eveready and she had brought friends, Brittany Spears and Norman Bates. Misses Enema Bill had, of course, already left the building, and Basket was so excited to meet Brittany that his shorts ripped all the way down his leg, exposing himself and opening himself up to his  idol, Brittany.  Brittany was amused and continued to arch her back to show off the special half shirt that Norman Bates had picked out for her to wear this evening, bought especially for her at the local KMart. Oozing was trying to get Torts to open up the karaoke machine so he could sing with Brittany, Oops I did it again, he sang, but they would not oblige, so once again, Oozing and WIPOS were left on the sidelines as Basket was seen in the corner trying to figure out Brittanys' date of birth.(counting with his fingers)

Back to the cars the hashers ran, WIPOS and Oozing so jealous that Basket had received so much attention that they decided to hunt down Async and create a disturbance in the country club plat of the little town of Borrington. Borrington will never be the same, pissing in front yards, disturbing the peaceful neighborhoods, driving through the little streets with high beams and flashlights and Baxter relieving himself on all the trash cans placed for the local trash pickup the next morning.

In accordance with the romance of the evening, all hashers had to end the night at a home full of pussy(cats). Oozing left Borrington after Oreo stroked him for half an hour, Basket, WIPOS and Dr Who finally left after eating the last of the homemade cookies...and snacking on plenty of nuts.

A glorious, romantic, intriguing, night was had by all on this week of Thanksgiving.........

On On

Eveready  Special  Edition