Present: Oozing, Slasher Dr. WHO, WIPOS, Basket Boom Boom, Ever Ready Special Edition (smelly beaver 69), Bondo Jovi

Missing: Async (GM), PW and Surfin Compusex

Visitors: A whole contingent from BH3 including but not limited to: Cream Whora, One Drunk Walking, Sugar Plum Fairy, Deep Throat, Stuff Me, Puff N Stuff, Kneeling Room Only, Anal Avenger and NH3 representative: Double Flush(aka Flushy)

Management: Jake, Ben, Baxter.
 

The temperature was dropping and the layers were being applied by all that were going to hash...Dr Who started with the instructions..."flour marks through the woods he stated, listen for Route 24 and you know you are close to beer."

The hashers were off, down a dirt road, veering right towards the highway, under the overpass, through the swamps getting wetter and wetter, cold and damp but the RI hashers were so excited to finally have others to talk to and about, they were all smiles. What a picture to finally have more than Ever Ready smiling on this "lovely run". False trails through the smelly water, pricker bushes galore, true Rhode Island red markes on all our legs, it was glorious or shitty however you want to describe it. When what do we all realize (or most of us), we were circle jerked, muddied shoes, scraped faces and not a beer to be found...the crowd was getting louder, whistles and horns, dogs barking and in the forest you could hear the yells of the hashers "One Drunk, Flushy ... r u??" Some hashers were showing concern for ODW and Flushy, lost in the prickers without suitable flashlights, but at least they had flasks...

The Olympic Events were accomplished with pride by the RIH3, Oozing showed complete form in the "peeing from the bunker" contest, Basket won a medal for something olympic, I lost count by all the debris in my eyes by the time I made it to the beer check.

The beer check was found by all,(even ODW and Flushy, who were both out of breath and liquored up when they arrived). Dr Who, Oozing, Basket and others serenaded the forest with the wonderful hash tribute songs. Some German songs began when everyone decided it was time to turn back...

We were told to follow the marks back (I don't know, I didn't notice many marks), but plenty of briar patches. On on, on on through these tick infested, pricker infested woods, tree branches cracked, Dr Who falling only to be caught by WIPOS - WIPOS was smiling especially bright after "catching" Dr Who in the rear!

The only way I found my way back to the Park & Ride was by the full moon Stuff Me was shining at the end of the dirt road (thank you Stuff Me)...The circle was formed, the run was given a -6.9, the hare was given a down down for cutting up Basket Boom Boom's legs and knees, (How did his knees get so red??). The visit from the Tiverton police was fruitful since they jotted down Bondo's license plate and the dog fight that ensued between Baxter and Ben was amusing for our BH3ers and NH3er. The visitors were all given down downs for visiting and asked to sing, they sang the same song they sing every week in Baahston, (time to start learning new songs, BH3ers, should we rent out Oozing and Basket for lessons?)

The On In was at the notorious Lil' Bear, with the usual college professors and executive professional types enjoying the preppy atmosphere. WIPOS starting burning the chairs and tables in order to get more heat in this establishment, the pizza was delivered and the beer was consumed...

The other Olympic moments were at the end of the hash after the circle where Ever Ready changed out of wet clothes in the back of her car and Oozing ran around naked in the parking lot.

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Ever Ready Special Edition