Wrentham Sewer Hash

Run: #838 May 20, 2002
Hare: WIPOS
Where: Wrentham State Forest
Scribe: Ever Ready Special Edition (Eager Beaver 69)
Temp: clear, 60's
Hounds: Async, Bondo, Oozing, and Basket Boom Boom
Latecummers: EverReady and KNO
Visitors: Virgin Hillary
Supervisors: Ben, Jake, Baxter
Missing: Dr. Who, Raging Queen, PW & Shine On

The Run:

The start of the hash was at The Wrentham State Forest. Ever Ready (me) was once again late for the start, although they waited the 42 seconds, it was not long enough!!

The trail supposedly went under Rte 495 twice and through the forest, streams and trees. (I only noticed the forest, streams and trees)

KNO, Hilary and Ever Ready followed the flour to the BN and were puzzled as to where the hashers were? Had they been there and left? Were we hearing voices in the forest (or just in our head - who said head...) Then what do we see, Ben, the young old GM running through the stream. Is he the look out dog?? Decoy?? Is Bondo with him? We all start running the other way (of course) but Async runs right into us. All are going in different d'erections ... under Rte 495, up Rte 495, up the stream, over the stream, through the forest. Oozing is trying (and why not) to confuse Basket, sending him all throughout Wrentham. Basket was actually found at Off Saks at the Wrentham Outlets, shopping for a new horn.

Everyone made it to the beer check and were trying to figure out who this virgin Hilary was. She was too cute to be from Rhode Island. All eyes were upon her and you could see Async dreams when she proclaimed San Francisco was her hometown and she was ... vegetarian. He tried to take here by her hand and lead her away from this group of hashers to have his way with her, but Bondo broke the mood with his endearing jokes about his clients.

We left the beer check and made it through 100 feet of trees to our cars and the circle. This trail was as short if not shorter than an Ever Ready trail! The circle was filled with song and accusations. WIPOS was given the appropriate down downs for short trail and not losing Basket and/or Bondo. KNO was trying to protect virgin Hilary from Async's prowess and Oozing was trying to not have the hashit. It didn't work. If the Hashit isn't in the circle, it belongs to Oozing.

The On In was at Chieftains. We were proudly served by a waitress who did not put up with Basket's sh't. He actually looked fearful of her as she lectured him about his misdemeanors. The virgin Hilary was still a bit overwhelmed until Async (who was still sheepishly following her every move) started trying to impress her with his computer skills (can you say joy stick?). She placated him by offering him special web site software that she sells. With that promise, she became known as Dream Beaver (she is cousin to Eager Beaver and sells Dream Weaver).

The On In ended, Async, Basket & Oozing all tried to convince Dream Beaver of nicer accommodations but she left with her cousin and commented all the way home of WIPOS' quiet intellect and Bondo's charming personality and appropriate jokes.

The ongoing decision was when to hash for Memorial Day. No decision was ever made. Dream Beaver was absolutely not available at anytime or date although Basket & Oozing did try their best. (can you blame her?) When is the next hash? Sunday at 2 or Monday at 3 or even better, whose decision is it anyway??

On On

Ever Ready Eager Beaver Special Edition 69